I can’t stand to know people like this....

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

I really should have done more research....

As Grandma to a 4-year-old, I hate this show so much I felt compelled to sign up with Kinja just to say how much I hate this show. Some kids’ shows are inane but cute or funny at times; some are actually tolerable (Wild Kratts). Paw Patrol is a curse from the depths of hell. I hate this show.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

You’re thinking of The Star Wars. It was all the rage with the kids back then.

Everyone is pissed at Cam because while talks about how Oikos Triple Zero has high protein and no artificial sweeterners, for some reason he always neglects to mention that it is also high in fiber.

Jesus fucking Christ, do you even know what Google is? How are you even posting? Are you just screaming at a monkey who then randomly presses keys while flinging poop angrily around the room?

Ask and you shall receive. It is in early stages of testing right now.

It’s up there. Possibly better ones: “Waterloo Sunset,” “Downtown,” “September Gurls,” “Another Girl Another Planet.”

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

I caught Leicester City once. Terrible rash but the antibiotics cleared it up within a week.

I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

It’s not nice to call Johnny a crazy woman.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

Congratulations! You wasted even more time complaining about your wasted time. Keep on making great choices, you winner you.

Just make sure it consents.