Good blog, Tom.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

“Former USFL team owner Donald Trump went to a baseball game...”

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

I’ve died on this saucy hill before and I’ll gladly do it again — quit buying jars of tomato sauce! You have to boil the water to make the pasta, so let’s be honest: this isn’t a time issue. A can of crushed tomatoes, some olive oil, some freeze dried garlic and spices — these are all easy things to keep around. Just…

Beer: Zero

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

All these guys are rapacious capitalists right up until the moment someone ELSE stands to profit from the free market.

First Blood is such a weird yet accurate snapshot of a culture that seems like Bizarro World now. You young folks may have difficulty believing this, but there really was a time when the large majority of people looked down on the military. 

REM Song but a cover of a 1969 song by a group called The Clique.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

I have no idea what Vandergrift is but “Vandergrift Reminisces” should be a regular Deadspin feature.

Ahh now you all are making me nostalgic.

I’m dying over here. Same with CromartieMcFly’s comments.