Thank you for everything. I’ll miss every last one of you.

@ackthpfft 

Jeezus Fucking Christ.

Confession: I are an MBA in the tech sector, even though I despise golf, and despise Silicon Valley even more.

Mr. Spanfeller is very much like every CEO I’ve seen who has flopped miserably. (There have been so many. It’s fun to set up the lawn chair, don the goggles, and watch the mushroom…

Can’t remember where I read it, but attempting to consume alcohol this way is extremely dangerous. The chances for alcohol poisoning skyrocket. Ingesting hard liquor this way is not just stupid and wrong, it can be lethal.

No shit! Where exactly?

This is where you sanctimonious holier-than-thou assholes start pontificating about how you don’t watch football anymore.

Amen. My wife does not get along with her mother. Partly because my MIL is a passive aggressive narcissist and is nearly incapable of empathy. My wife, her middle daughter, absolutely hated feeling like shit for the first twenty years of her life. I think the MIL avoids me because she suspects that I think she’s an…

Y’know, Gladwell had a hand in the Great Recession, according to Andrew Ross Sorkin in Too Big to Fail.

This is the absolutely most correct take on Rolling Rock.
It used to be good way back when, before Anheuser Busch bought out the Latrobe Brewing Company, with the sole mission of destroying a competitor. Anything AB touches instantly turns into shit, by design no less.

Oh, we still are. He just happened to say something correct for a change and shut down everyone’s least favorite bimbo. So he gets a star for today.

Tool and Killing Joke are touring this fall. They’re coming to my town in November. (I never was a big Tool fan, but I love KJ.)

My grandma’s dog figured out “out”, and “O-U-T”, and eventually the Slovak equivalent, “navonka”.

Oh yeah. And then-Rep. Bob Barr tried to open a Congressional investigation over this, citing sabotage.

Yep. In languages that have C as an ancestor (which is damn near all of them these days), “|” means “bitwise or”, and “||” is “logical or”.

As a Unix person who writes a lot of code, I need [, ], {, }, |, ~, \, `, and / to live.

You too? Damn.

No.

And most (all?) of John Waters’ films.

There’s a Chevy Volt in our area with the plate “AMP*OHM”.

Um, no: They’ll just move north, like the Burmese pythons and the gators.
This NCer would love to just watch them all drown before they get here, but that self-preservation instinct is a bitch...