“salt of the earth people in Vandergrift. If Philadelphia got scrapple, Vandergrift got ropple. Same thing, but with roadkill instead of griddle scraps. And they’ll share with you. Ropple, old nine volts to lick, the occasional wife. Plenty of cuckolds in Vandergrift. And not the political kind. The ‘beat it while a…

“Enjoy the good days. Get through the bad. Kiss your family. Have a blast. And is anyone going toward Vandergrift tonight? I could use a ride. I got no gas or grass, but uh, we can work something out.”

Fun Fact: If you have a ‘06-’08 Honda Civic, the dealership will change your blades for free because it is such an impossible task. One time I was in the service center and heard an amazing “FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER” scream from the garage and asked the manager what that guy was working on. Answer: “Civic wiper…

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas

Rex approves.

YOU’LL GET MY STAR AND LIKE IT.

I think it was a mailbag. Somebody said they had invented it and he said he loved it.

BURKE YOU LAZY SHIT!! I wanted to see pictures from the trophy ceremony not his morning wakeup.

“Hey everybody!! We’re all gonna get laid!!!”

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

That’s what she said.

I used to be a pitcher, then I took a line drive to the knee. And another one to the wrist.

“’large circular blood mark’ on each of his feet”

Nonsense. The best thing Aaron Hernandez ever did was the last thing he ever did.

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

Yeah, it makes it infinitely less sad. A low-life piece of shit who was responsible for three murders took his own life. Fuck him and fuck you for putting bad guy in quotation marks.

Yes, it most absolutely does.

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.