Yes. Yes. and Fuck Yes.

Noooooooo.

Uh, “sadly” ? They made their choice. They chose their fates.

For Unix command line geeks only:

They will not give a shit.

No thanks. I’m no mysogynist and feel no urge to start.

The Lodge Dutch oven is showing up for $53, not $31, for me. Is it because I’m a Prime member? Is the sale already over? What gives?

The Lodge Dutch oven is showing up for $53, not $31, for me. Is it because I’m a Prime member? Is the sale already…

No, only murder. I guess we sigh in relief now.

Hang it up, Mr. Williamson. Gizmodo ain’t hiring.

They certainly want them to be punished. Which in my book is not just wrong, but clearly insane.

would you say that all conservatives are pro-life?

So easy to fix. We get the Native Americans to concoct some bullshit “curse” ceremony: as long as Wahoo exists, no championship for Cleveland.

I used this line on my wife. I am a monster.

1. Always

Puny attempt.

White guy here. I loathe the white Christian middle class. Technically I’m part of it (even though I’m an atheist).

I hope she’s needs a pair of scissors to save her own life, and can only find a new pair encased in plastic blister-pack.

Sorry, but you know how the words “dupe” and “gaslighted” are being bandied about here? That’s your bro.

I’m always amazed at this facet of human psychology: Doubling down on wrong opinions to avoid the risk of appearing wrong in public.

It’s not just an agenda, it’s a vast conspiracy.