I just...who has this much time on their hands?

HEY. HOW COME JENNIFER ANISTON AND GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER GOT TOGETHER???

This is a perfect example of how I have to now click on every celeb-oriented headline to find my beloved Dirt Bag. Please bring the tags back into the functionality of kinja

Domestic violence isn't, but the original poster's comment was.

Neighbors prayed for the "Sound of Silence"

Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Is it bad that I'm STILL pissed off at the older sister in The Man in the Moon?

We should all be picky about our towels.

"...great looks, strong voice, authoritative yet cheerful presence and obvious intelligence."

Honestly, I don't see a problem with this.

I wish I was financially strapped like her, I'd hire a maid.

"Emily, did you sleep with Dean McDermott?"

Right? Finally, somebody's thinking about the children!

I had the exact same thought... I am very picky...

Just add the words "I blame Chad Kroeger" onto any paragraph about something bad. It is usually at least partially correct.

Same here. I don't EVER want to stay at anyone's house again.

I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.

is telling all about her former husband Vernon's daughter

Barbara and Vernon were often put up in hotels when they went to visit Oprah

MAIN LINE PRIDE!!