Well, fuck. Excuse me while I go drink a bottle of wine.

And if it happens, who gives a shit, you know? Maybe it will free up the space in women's minds so they can find new "BFF in their headz."

Why is anyone listing to this dim wit?

At least they did the moral thing and got married.

Son of a... I just had a conversation about this this morning and I was sure he was her brother.

Two?

I just fucking love her. She's my inspiration for getting older, if for no other reason than the casualness with which she shows up to fancy events in an evening gown and no bra.

I didn't think I remembered this show until I heard the music and then it all came back. It's so weird when that happens!

Damn, that's awesome. I'm as delighted as I was about five years ago when I watched the original Fright Night and realized Prince Humperdink was a vampire who was seducing Marci from Married With Children.

As a Jew, I can tell you... Christmas can defend itself, Fox.

Hanukkah could use a hand, though. Our Latkes are long overrun with shitty Christmas music and bringing trees in the house.

She was married to Prince Humperdink???

I've said it before, this is the BEST 30 minutes of television for pure gossip, shade and laughs. Pour yourself a drink and strap in, ya'll.

Even though I have no pity for celebrities, I can imagine that those award shows can be pretty awful and boring. You'd be crazy to go sober.

This was brilliantly written. Bets on how long until Tracie is headhunted from Jezebel? This was probably one of the best researched and articulated stories I've read on here and that's being said by someone who has been reading Jez since its beginnings.

this is shameful. the next piece you need to write ought to be a long, meaningful apology.

You know the panties he's talking about are Underoos. Carry on Jezebel and your whites-only brand of feminism. Endorse a pedophilic monster who preys on young black women.

Where is Kanye when we need him?

And I thought this website couldn't get any worse. I was wrong. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for the trash you've put out lately, but I know you're not. So I guess this comment is a waste of my time. This is sick.

Nothing about the above post is appropriate. R. Kelly is a rapist and is no friend to black women. His entire album is not an ode to anything except his sickness.

Sorry but I don't support this man and I wish the Black community (and everyone else) would stand up more when Black women and girls are sexually abused.