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God damnit, Morrissey. You are so hard to love!

Dear International Community,
We appreciate that you took the time to learn about American history. But we already know about the genocides against the native populations in our history. You are not edgy and cool by bringing it up. You're not going to make anyone stop celebrating Thanksgiving.

Yeah, it's the carnivores (human beings are omnivorous, by the way) who get "crazy". Because as a person is eating lunch, she knows that she is doing something wrong, but the blood lust is just too strong to stop. People who eat meat just loooooove to murder, and are all gluttons, as you've pointed out. You're

"I don't give a fuck" - says everyone who gives a lot of fucks.*

When I hear Thankskilling I think of this movie http://m.imdb.com/title/tt112944… which prides itself of having "tits in the first 30seconds" (it's on the dvd package seriously)

I always hate it when you see some fanatical vegetarian or vegan throwing metaphorical red paint everywhere, it's like ARGH. I just want to be veggie for my own reasons. We don't need someone being a radical frontman for our personal choice.

First time lucky?

Pffft. Sounds like somebody is unnaturally attached to her "eyebrows" and "skin on her face."

We deep fry a bird every year for Canadian Thanksgiving. It's not that hard. But all these guys are idiots. 1) most of that oil is too hot 2) the birds are too big for the pots 3) they didn't leave enough room for displacement 4) the birds are wet, they need to be dry, and lastly 5) if your oil is already ON FIRE

I actually deep fry my turkey every year, except I bought an actual fryer. I don't stand out there over a fire/propane heater with my turkey on a stick...

Factual.

Yeah, I fit the profile, except for one teensy weensy very important detail. I'm tall, with blonde hair and green eyes, and good test scores- but I'm also a depressive with bad anxiety. Not a nice thing to give to a child! It feels bad, not that I would ever let anyone 'harvest' anything of mine.

Similar story here. Mixed, short, and genetic predispositions. Everyone wants a tall, blond hair blue eyed baby with perfect health.

"And why is his hair red?"

These people are so gonna get trolled by genetics when the child is born.

It is a truly fabulous show.

Please delete the comment that has posted screenshots of this incident.

You misspelled "soon-to-be-ex-wife."

The good news is that means you're not a sociopath. :D