These two are not mutually exclusive. Usually love fails as a result of one of the parties being an asshole.

It's always the same: something new and different causes people to freak out because they are forced to examine their own attitudes. Most people do not react well, unfortunately.

I cannot watch Girls because the characters are so fucking irritating, but I have to admit I love Lena Dunham. She is fearless and doesn't give a fuck what anyone says about her, I can't help but high-five that kind of confidence - especially on someone who isn't generally considered Hollywood-acceptable attractive…

Yeah, I'm starting to fall into the Aziz Ansari "All Love Fails" camp myself.

Okay, that Aristocrats joke was well fucking played.

Lol, I must not have seen it then! I swear I've only just started noticing that it's popping up again, with Lupita Nyong'o's Oscar date and that pic of Kerry Washington's hubby. Not that it bothers me, mind you. Though I have noticed no one I've seen yet is committed enough to take it to Kid 'n' Play levels, which…

I'm 35 - and I second everything you say here. Maybe I'm just an old soul, but I identify more with your sentiment than with most of the people who frequent and write for this site nowadays. Also: you are not old, you are mature and fabulous. ;)

Yeah, I won't be watching that LiLo show. I'm tired of Lohan pretending she gives a shit about recovering her life and career when it's really all an excuse for more attention, and annoyed at Oprah for pretending to "help" her in order to buoy her crappy network. If you need ratings, Oprah, show Law & Order reruns…

You know that crossed my mind too. Does Cosmo expect you take time out to make the hole bigger so it fits better during the throes of passion? Or are we supposed to have donuts prepped for this? And assuming you are eating the extra donut, how the hell does one eat a donut starting with the hole, and keep the rest…

You deserve all the stars for this.

"Slip a doughnut around his penis, and slowly eat it off."

Meh, I wouldn't call what she did racist so much as clueless and stupid.

If she's high it must not be the good shit... most high people are more chill than this, and probably the last thing they would want to do is talk politics.

Ah, fair enough. In that case, see my first sentence. People here can be somewhat, mmm, unaware of their own bullshit.

Lol if you think this isn't full of total fucking hypocrites when it comes to excusing their own nastiness and body-snarking when it comes to someone they don't like. (Though to be fair, where do they mention her looks in this article?)

I was totally looking for this, you beat me to it.

Fox News: forever making up stuff for their base to get unnecessarily riled up about.

Meanwhile, real artists who have worked for years to be recognized are pissed as fuck at the idea that this douche ex-prez continues to get recognition for his meh-at-best paintings because of who he is and nothing more. Yay "art".

I'm guessing you'd be the only one watching. That's why they show the Oscars, because most people DO want to see this crap.

I'm glad somebody said it.