This family of fucking egomaniacs. They are convinced everyone gives a fuck about them beyond laughing at their stupidity. Guess what, Bristol - you didn't lose us in a tailspin of anger, because we don't give a fuck what you or your braindead mother thinks about anything, especially considering that both of you…

Kirk Cameron is probably seething over this. I hope, anyway.

Um, GET TO STEPPIN' Hannity. Maybe when you leave God will stop punishing us and bring the temperatures back up.

So not only do you openly threaten to kill someone while knowingly being recorded, but you then issue a statement explaining that you think this is a completely justified reaction when someone does something you deem inappropriate? Rage issues, much? Countdown to him checking into "rehab" for "emotional issues"...

I'm fucking pissed that kid got rewarded as a result of being a racist piece of shit. I understand why he settled, but if ever anyone deserved to get their ass kicked...

I think I can share Judi with you. But it must be an even split, lol!

Oh man, I will totally script read for Judi Dench. For free. Being in her awe-inspiring presence would be payment enough.

Aaaaahhhhhh memories. The best part of all this was Thomas's wife saying, decades later, that she was still waiting for an apology from Hill. She probably thinks it would be peachy-keen if accused rapists were allowed to sue their accusers as well.

I can think of a million more reasons to boycott gossip magazines, but I'll get behind Kristen Bell's if it works. Those mags need to go away STAT.

This whole post reads like a giant self-important defense mechanism, particularly given that you rant an impassioned defense for 99% of it and then take the last sentence to shit on her ratings (when did you start taking lessons from Bill O'Reilly?). Adam's comment could be true for internet commentors as a whole,…

I've loved this show for some time now, but my love grew last season when Gene personified my thoughts on snakes in one awesome song. (It's NOT okay!)

I've wanted a Linda Belcher milk pourer that yells "Milk o' the cow! Milk o' the cow!" every time you pour for awhile now. I don't need a separate device to pour my milk from, but I would immediately buy this.

OMG STOP reporting on everything this woman says like it is worthy of its own full post. She is a troll. Every time you post a story dedicated to the shit that falls out of her mouth, you are feeding her. In the immortal words of the Simpsons, Just Don't Look!

Is he on drugs in that picture? What's with the ginormous pupils??

If you haven't visited Chapman's site yet, RUN don't walk. (Also, if anyone can decipher the Values page, please fill me in.)

It's interesting that this particular brand of racist is too stupid to understand the hypocrisy of such a statement, though it isn't surprising at all.

You know, one of the best things about being black in this country is being told what's wrong with 'us' by racist white conservatives who have met maybe one black person in their lives, with the rest of their "black" knowledge coming from episodes of Cops and their local news. WE are the REAL racists, you see! (I…

Sarah Palin, a woman who makes a living preying on the fears of racist white conservatives, has something hypocritical and vapid to say? It must be any day of the week...

Sallie Mae is worse than the mafia. Even mobsters don't have the government backing up their behavior. If it were up to me, I would dismantle that organization down to its bones. They have ruined so many lives it's unbelievable.

Oh god so would I.