Send him to Yellowknife! Maybe that will freeze some humility into him.

Toss him in the ocean. Let him sleep with the tropical fishes.

YES I was hoping someone would provide this link. I remember when this happened, pure comedy gold.

Well if she just needs a job, I'll happily pay her to remove the dust bunnies from under my bed.

Staffers "don't have enough time to engage in too much scandalous behavior"? I'm sure Nixon and Clinton would disagree...

I do believe Ms. Brinkley has made a pact with Papa Legba. Once a year she must deliver and innocent soul to him in exchange for eternal youth and beauty.

...And we all know how much Sarah Palin hates vapidity and self-promotion.

I would actually feel bad for Canada if they were forced to take Bieber back. Can't we just put him on an isolated island somewhere? It can even be one of those luxury islands, in the South Pacific, with a mansion and solar panels so he can have electricity, and a weekly food drop because I guarantee that kid…

Interestingly, a lot of their financial troubles seem to be of their own making. My sister went to Howard, and I can't tell you how many times they misplaced her tuition check. Apparently this was common knowledge among the student body as well. It's too bad though - it has excellent academics coupled with a great…

Well in fairness, there are like 2 white women enrolled at Howard. Maybe this is for them only? Welcome back, (only a handful of white) Howard students!

Hey now, this isn't a Sarah Palin rally. :P

As far as French presidents go, it could've been worse:

Was the theme "Blondes Wearing Black"?

Look, we all know only garden gnomes have abortions, okay?

I used to counter-protest in front of the Planned Parenthood clinic at the center of the MA court case - it's right on the Boston University campus. I can tell you for a fact that not only can the grandmothers that harass women are often assholes, they also tend to use racist "logic" to try to convince black women…

Is it weird that I would totally date Simon Cowell? He seems to get along with his exes, which is usually a sign of good character, IMO. Plus anyone who gives his ex a $5 million house is probably a pretty good ex to have.

Well we don't know that's what she was thinking. For all we know the condom broke.

I'm sorry, what kind of fucked up custody agreement dictates who a mother can bring her child around? Is it just because she had an affair with Cowell while she was married, and if so how is that allowed? It's not like he's a registered sex offender or ex-con, so this makes no sense to me. Any family law Jezzies…

I can go along with everything here except "the new queen of comedy". I like Dunham, but Girls isn't that funny to me.