Okay a regular Birkin I would understand, because why buy one if you're not going to use it, and they seem to be nice and big for carrying stuff. If I'm going to spend thousands on a bag, it's going to get used, goddamnit. But a one-of-a-kind is special! Even if the art is ugly, wouldn't you worry about…

Um, where the FUCK is Too Cute???

Hideousness aside, does one actually use a one-of-a-kind Birkin for everyday schlepping (normal, non-Kardashian people, I mean)? Or would most people do what I would probably do, put that shit in a glass case never to be touched?

Oh yes, I was aware of this, and I do know that Tori's been unnecessarily nasty towards her in the past. And from what I've heard, Tori and Dean got together when they worked together, after his now-ex actually encouraged him to be friendly towards her. They do seem like a particular type of sleazy.

I have an irrational hatred of Tori Spelling. Can't put my finger on why, but the face she's making in that picture isn't helping.

Now for the pharma companies to get busy on real chocolate birth control pills. Contraceptalicious!

Honestly, I've seen a few NY theater shows from balcony seats and they are never that bad. Not great of course, but you can see everything and usually don't have to strain. The venues tend to be built to accommodate all of the seats, so I wouldn't let the fact that it's balcony stop you. Also, you can find the…

Just got tix for Waiting for Godot next month. SO excited!

New idea for the Republican Party slogan: Lol, Fuck Poors, Amirite?

That's an awfully impassioned critique of a very tongue-in-cheek article, Lindy and the entire site just because she doesn't like a crappy movie and you do.

Yeah the 9/11 bullshit at the beginning started me off on the wrong foot with this movie too, I thought it was fucking manipulative.

But does it also remove the pain of walking on your knees all night because your feet are of no use to you?

I feel like Vincent Price should be brought back from the dead to narrate such a spectacular horror show.

PREACH.

I just had to jump on here because I noticed the number of people claiming that those who hate this movie do so "just because they love to hate it" or somesuch nonsense, as if people couldn't just hate an awful movie. As one of the haters, I'd like to clarify that right now by saying that some of us actually think…

Watch it only if you feel you really want to see it. I think it's a piece of crap but you should really judge for yourself.

You do know this came out like a decade ago so we are all aware of how awful it is already, right Lindy? You didn't need to torture yourself like this. Though I do appreciate anyone pointing out just what a turd sandwich this movie was at any time.

This site seems to love talking about this oncoming Jennifer Lawrence backlash that hasn't happened. When is it coming, already? It almost sounds like you are wishing for it.

I wish the Fox News line of reasoning had worked on my parents when I was a kid. If I did something stupid, all I would have to do is turn it back on my parents for being 'humorless'. "Mom, you shouldn't get mad I totaled your car - I was trying to make a point about how dangerous it is to drive a car. It's your…

I thought we already knew this?