And somewhere in France, Olivia de Havilland claims victory. (jk. RIP, Ms. Fontaine.)

This whole thing reads like the best seasons of Melrose Place. Damn I wish Aaron Spelling was still alive to put this into serial form.

I'm sure the fact that he's doing this now has everything to do with rounding out the cast and nothing to do with all the bad press. Pretty fucking transparent Michaels.

Oh that's the one with Herman from Herman's Head too! I love the original.

Indeed she was! Waaaay back in the day.

I'm still holding out hope they will bring it back, 25+ years later...

OMG how much do I want to get fucking baked with Susan Sarandon???

Hm, this should turn out well.

I thought there was already a show about the rich kids of Beverly Hills?

Not to the change of heart - I think she was already used to this stuff for years before she began showing signs of wanting to get out. She's a smart lady and I think she can recognize these critiques for the crapfests they are, like most celebs. Though you may have point that this might exacerbate it.

So... Queen Elizabeth is like me when I'm baked? Except then the line would be "Do not touch Ack's snack stash because she will yell at you crossly from the couch."

Best. Church. EVER.

Tackling the serious subjects, I see. Next up: should the tooth fairy stay away from black neighborhoods, lest she be a victim of the knockout game?

It's sad because it's true. :(

Oh man. Remember the days when she actually seemed to enjoy what she did for a living?

Love Actually is fine? Wah...? Even my best friend, who looooves Velveeta cheezy romantic comedies and anything British or Brit-inspired, thought that movie was a steaming load of crap. That movie was a waste of a good film budget.

This is some excellent trolling, Kanye. It's almost like you actually believe all the crap you're saying. Brava.

I'm sorry, why does she need image rehabbing? She wasn't the one who was photographed with her hands around his neck.

I love that Fox News item. The idea that being more accepting and inclusive of others, and more willing to have a dialogue with those who may disagree with your ideas, is somehow kowtowing to teh libruls, says everything about the selfish, judgmental, and whiny nature of the current right wing in this country.

WHY is anyone asking this question? (Also: Rob James-Collier: YUM.)