mmmm, tastes like bad money management

Further, here's a neat trick that I use when I want to "exempt" myself from certain benefits my insurance plan provides: I don't use them.

Jesus Christ Kal Penn, wtf? You can say goodbye to this one black (former) fan, "sadly". ("Twitter account hacked" defense in 3... 2...)

I hope someone, somewhere, gave her ex-husband a karmic punch in the gut for that statement. Only an absolute scumbag would say such a thing to his wife while he was cheating on her! I would be willing to bet cold hard cash too that he's no prize. It seems this divorce was a blessing, as it allowed her to be freed…

I thought Brits were supposed to have a dry sense of humor, not a missing one.

Oh I totally know it! This thread proves it is so. ;)

This thread just makes me want to party with white people. I'm sure that wasn't your intention.

Is that a zebra in the pool?? I want to go to any party with a zebra in the pool!

Lol, just went to a wedding this past weekend and this was all I did. I Instagrammed the shit out of it. Now I know why Facebook paid their founder a shit-ton of cash.

Why is it every few years some celebrity says some annoying shit about how Brits like their humor dry as a bone, and Americans like loud and obnoxious, blah blah blah? As someone who enjoys both British and American comedy that crap really frosts my cookies.

That's fair, and very true. There's no denying that the tabloids are full of people who build careers and empires by destroying the lives and careers of more accomplished people. Even more reason not to give these stories top billing.

Hmm, I wouldn't think so. Dicks that are up are good! Erections = sex = good! (At least in my view.) ;)

Dicks up, tits out is my new favorite everything.

Ha Produce Pete! Ah the good old days.

Damn, it was that bad? Now I really do need to find that clip.

Well that explains why I don't remember it - I can barely remember what I ate for dinner last night, let alone something that happened over a decade ago, lol. I'll have to look those up for sure.

Lol, poor Screech, no one ever asked him to go shirtless...

Wha...? I never heard about this! Are there clips?

I'll only read her book if she dishes on her summer romance with Zach Morris.

If the ability to comprehend logic was in their arsenal, then they'd be pro-choice.