Kermit Gosnell: the go-to argument for anti-choice morons who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

Beyonce got my haircut! Now I can be like that RHOA lady and tell everyone I'm always being mistaken for her...

Wait, what? Bathroom privileges aren't already included in that ridiculous price? And wtf does "other small things" mean? That could be anything. Can I not have a Rubik's cube?

Can we just put these fucking shitmags in a pile and burn them with the assholes who print them? I'm so sick of seeing this baby-weight shit, I swear.

Ok, I wasn't big on this show, despite my love of all things horror (I think it was the nauseating jump cuts designed to give you seizures every ten seconds), but with this line-up I will definitely be tuning in for season 3. Funny too, I love every name on this list, but Patti LuPone is definitely the one I'm most…

Jezebel's Lindsay obsession is getting pretty boring, I need to stop reading these stories. Are you guys trying to force me to actually work at my job?

For when My Super Sweet 16 is too understated for your tastes. I'm confused, was there a shortage of reality shows about bratty entitled assholes?

Aw man, I've had a pretty big crush on Ben Whishaw for awhile, hopes are dashed.

"Spoiled, entitled brat" is certainly how she comes off in her public persona - and that's not doing her any favors. I think your last sentence is spot on, and a major part of her problems.

I can't even blame you for your reaction. I initially don't usually go for the "drop dead already" reaction as it is cruel, of course, but for someone who has repeatedly injected herself into the pop culture conversation by doing fucked-up things over and over, I am spent on sympathy (and like RacoonFinger, I admit…

But why do that when we can keep rewarding her shitty behavior??

I certainly wouldn't go so far as to say I wish she'd OD, but I do wish she'd go the fuck away. To a nice ranch where she can live comfortably would be okay with me, just as long as I don't have to hear about it.

That is one persistent turtle. Also: I thought turtles were supposed to be slow? That little guy was bookin' it from one side to the other!

Ugh, Simon, I've always liked you. Please don't be one of those "she tricked me" dudes.

Oh I would watch the shit out of Nick Cannon's Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Can't even tell you why that excites me so, but it definitely has more to do with the show than with Cannon (sorry, Nick).

Ah, I was quite mistaken, then. All I know is that from my American experience, public school means something waaaay different across the pond.

So no Eton College for baby George? I thought it was practically law that all royal male children had to go there. Curious where they plan to send him instead, though I'd bet dollars to donuts it'll still be some posh and stuffy private school. The Queen may be growing in her flexibility, but I doubt she'd go for…

So then, are all residents of the city supposed to hide in shame from now on, or something? It can still be a great town even if a high-profile rape and court case happened there; the town isn't responsible for the actions of each of its residents individually, and having some shitty residents and a terrible incident…

Because why do something new and fresh when you can stamp the same ole big sellers on the cover every few months, dead or alive, and know you'll get a big return? Diana can still sell a paper, dead or alive. Lazy? Sure. Lucrative? Absolutely.

I feel like Pharrel's involvement usually guarantees a surefire summer hit, so I'm not too surprised, but every little bit of publicity gets inquiring minds to check it out, which means more dollars, I'm sure. Thicke probably enlisted the help of Pharrel & TI to help get the song that damn catchy hook that'll get it…