I have been in situations where I've have to change my own flat tires, and you'd think the world had turned on its head. It's a relatively simple procedure, but I swear, men would stare like I had two heads at a woman who can change a tire. Once, in high school, I had a flat and had to change it on my way to class,…

I did not know Tyra Banks and Michael Bolton were a thing.

J.Lo's My Love Don't Cost A Thing, But My Vodka Ain't Cheap

Lindy. We need to hang out.

My father did this to me once. He was not being playful.

Anna, I just want to thank you for not making the Kimye baby your top story, like every other gossip column is doing today. If there is one group of celebrities I could not possibly care less about...

I can't help but assume the comedian he's talking about that stole all his friends' material was Dane Cook. I could be wrong about this, but every instinct tells me I am not.

No not somebody, YOU should get on that! You'll be a multimillionaire in a year's time, for sure. I guarantee you I'll buy one. ;)

You. Are awesome.

In fairness, a stranger will have fewer qualms about telling you god's honest truth than your friends, who (hopefully) wouldn't want to hurt your feelings. Still though: no.

So does this mean I can assume that he's gone ahead and solved all of the important Texas issues since he has time to waste on this unnecessary bullshit?

Was just coming here to say that. At best, his statement is both ignorant and arrogant, not to mention downright exclusionary.

Which is problematic, especially if he's saying now he wouldn't pass laws against it (but I guess he would support those who do, hmm). I never said the guy was perfect, but his statement is a step in the right direction for the Republican party. Still, long way to go.

Ok, wait, wait wait, wait. So first we have to hear about how hard it is on men when women choose to abort. Then we get to hear how hard it is on men when women choose to keep the baby. And in all of this, talk about personal responsibility and wearing a fucking condom to keep yourself from impregnating someone is…

If you believe his bullshit (I do not) he does. Though in my opinion, NO amount of money is worth putting up with such a horrific douche - I just hope she's getting something out of this relationship.

I am. But in seriousness, you are correct.

This is one time I can genuinely say that I hope she's in it for the money.

And you definitely missed the definition of sarcasm.

Good for you for cracking a joke and not sounding like a complete dumbass for the entire thread.

Well certainly, if that's the case. What's he done/said?