I am seriously developing a crush on you.

Oh is that the place on South Street? LOVE. There's a line out the door and around the corner literally every time I go. But make sure you know what you want: they have NO patience for waffling on your order.

Well I'll be sticking to Pat's from now on, myself...

the son of Cuban Spanish-speaking immigrants can become a Senator who makes it more difficult for people like his parents to access the American dream

Hmm, I always thought it was to make it easier to insert. Sometimes the shiny plastic Tampax applicators just go in much more smoothly than the rough scratchy cotton you get with o.b. and other tampons, especially if I'm a bit, erm, dry.

Well it's definitely worse, but I don't know if that's Kinja's fault so much as the blog just isn't the same anymore when it comes to the writers and the commentors, as well as the subjects they cover. I know you see it as a point of what to focus on, but I see it as the writers being less able to comment in a witty,…

Wait, so this wasn't a fashion trend? I totally knew that.

I don't think anyone was really being accusatory, but it did seem pretty irrelevant, pointless, and snarky, IMO. Why point out the city's crime stats when it has literally nothing to do with the story? The couple didn't marry in Newark. So what if Elizabeth is nearby? And what does car theft have to do with…

I doubt you will find what you are looking for, because the whole point of this (or any) blog, IMO, is to garner discussion. Which means that often people will not agree with what you say, as tends to happen when you gather many opinions in one place, or when the purpose of your blog is to write about current events…

ETA- is that a Spongebob tee shirt on a grown man?

He sucks, but he wouldn't write this shit if people weren't buying. Can humanity make a collective pact to stop buying this crap? Let's put him and the Kardashians out of business.

I agree it could be either, or both. I can't figure out the motivation to be so nasty otherwise, to be honest.

I'm confused - why is it necessary to point out Newark crime stats? Seems totally irrelevant to the story.

Oh excellent point, I completely forgot about the video. Also, you're awesome.

It took me forever understand the allure of the Spice Girls, until about a year ago when I had this insane craving to listen to Wannabe, so I got their greatest hits. Let me just say I am still convinced I missed nothing and do not regret not jumping onto that mid-90s bandwagon. I find that Wannabe is their only…

I second both of these emotions.

This gave me the worst headache, yet I still watched the whole damn thing because I fucking love this show, god help me.

This stinks so bad I just had to put in nose plugs. 3 random women, all of them strippers, propositioning you but you did nothing at all to provoke or encourage them? AND they know where you live? If I were his wife I'd check that entire house for strange thongs.

Well I would imagine it's certainly the preferred option for most people.

I'd be willing to bet cash that these dudes consider themselves to be 'nice' guys. Fuck these assholes.