I feel like the people who keep watching must have lives that are so boring that even watching people who do nothing but shop and fuck celebrities all day long takes their mind off their own existence. But as someone with the similarly boring existence that I've just mentioned, I still don't get it, as I myself have…

Death isn't necessary, just complete anonymity in a regular, un-famous life would do. I'd be perfectly happy if they all moved to a ranch in Wyoming somewhere and lived a happy existence that I would never ever have to hear about.

Ellen, call me!

Whoever is giving out talk shows to untalented people with nothing truly worthwhile to offer to the world, please send one my way. I can guarantee you at least the same level of uselessness and vapidity, and I could use that daytime talk show money a whole lot more than these 'personalities.'

Lolz.

Agreed. If there's one thing I learned in high school it's that a person can appear to have it all together on the outside and still have zero confidence on the inside.

Now that's a sentiment I can get behind, for sure. ;)

She looks like the adorable pregnant girl in Summer School (I believe the actress is Shawnee Smith?).

Perfect. You win.

I would totally count Beyonce with the cool girls!

I see your point, but I doubt anyone will stop bashing Atheists any time soon no matter how respectful we are perceived as being, and I just personally didn't see what he was saying as talking down to anyone. To me it was more making fun of MTV's lame post on behalf of a handful of celebs who were either too lazy or…

I love the idea that Hollywood is just like high school and all the popular girls really hate each other a la Heathers. Oh Gwyneth, I guess it's back to playing Barbies with Betty Finn for you.

Ah, those pictures came just in time for lunch...

Perhaps if it were really about sticking to church doctrine they would care. To me, this just proves that they care less about 'church teachings' and more about just puffing out their chests to show that they still aim to control what women do.

Oh you poor, sad person. Keep trying to sound like you know what you're talking about - some day you may actually make some sense. You can do it!

I would render them extinct if I could. Anyone who wishes to spare them is the enemy.

Hey Aaron Carter, you know what women don't like? Guys who lecture women on how they should act so that men are comfortable, not so that the woman is happy.

I wasn't aware that aspiring actresses can't get raped.

So then, are you seriously trying to say that "No you sound mad" like a petulant child is somehow more witty than just calling you angry in the first place? How does that make any sense at all? You just sound more and more ridiculous with every post. I did not think it would be possible for you to sound dumber, but…

I'll get on board with the idea to agree to disagree if you would actually not try to use it as an attempt to make yourself sound smarter than you actually are, particularly given the fact that you can't tell me what I said that was so objectionable beyond simplistic attempts at wit and vague accusations. And I'll…