Yeah, I thought the humor was pretty clear here, guess not...

Lol, me too! But I can't begrudge Pippa her fame, even if it is by proxy.

Hahaha. She does have a cute bum though.

Yah, I understand this. I was referring just to royalty in general, not specifically to Pippa.

I know that. I was just referring to royals in general, and the answer was intended to be more tongue-in-cheek, not really serious.

Whatever, this American lurves the royals. Sure, they're irrelevant, impotent relics, but who deasn't love a princess? Plus they're related to Queen Victoria so, y'know, history and such.

They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Tiny, furry, adorable bootstraps. Aw, cute little bootstraps! Wait, what were we talking about again?

I believe I was 9 or 10 - a bit old I know, but I had sneaking suspicions since age 7. But I still played along until I was about, oh, 22.

Seriously. After enough bad publicity perhaps they will change it, though. Every retailer must make room in their inventory for 'lost' merchandise - items that are broken or ruined in shipment, or that are stolen or damaged in the store. I'm sure Walmart can afford to lose an item or two rather than take a life for…

This illustrates why the Starbucks policy of 'never chase a shoplifter once they leave the store' is good policy. It's never worth getting hurt or, god forbid killed, over merchandise, whether you are employee or perpetrator.

I feel like that kangaroo is way more into it than the dog is.

That makes sense. So no death match, alas. Still, I'd like to imagine there would be some in-utero fighting over who gets to exit first (or last, who knows), as if the babies will be aware of what's at stake, lol. That would be hell on poor Kate though. As if it isn't bad enough having to be pregnant under…

This was very well written - thank you. I was really bothered by the lack of information on the victims in this case, and the outpouring of grief for the perpetrator. I even got into it on Deadspin with a few people who focused on the pain of Belcher, asking others to 'be compassionate' while practically ignoring…

Haha, awesome.

So... what is the deal if Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins? Who gets to be the heir? Is it whoever exits the womb first? Do they get to co-rule, with matching thrones and crowns, etc.? Or do they fight to the death, winner takes throne? (That last one was a joke but I kinda want that to be the case...)

Wow. As as previous poster put it, you are an idiot. And paranoid, to boot. Maybe you should see someone about your feelings of how women are trying to oppress the poor, poor dudes.

Fine, you and your half-language wins. Now please go away.

Or maybe you could just construct a cohesive argument from the get go, instead of leaving cryptic messages and expecting everyone else to decipher them? Or even just read what I already wrote?

Jesus, 9 days later? Did it take you that long to pull this crap response out of your ass? Either I got under your skin that much or you are really slow - whichever it is, after a week and a half, maybe you should let it go.

Exactly. So why didn't you just read that instead of sending me cryptic sentences?