Funny how spending decades peddling bullshit, slander, and general lies can cause someone to forget what it looks like when someone speaks truth without fear. 

Kap didn’t need Eric Reid to stay unsigned to help his case. He still has Nathan Peterman and Tom Savage to prove his case.

What do you expect? This woman has been on planes!

It was only a matter of time before animals learned to cooperate. History will record this moment as when it all began

Suckerpunching little shit comes out of nowhere, slaps dude with a damned octopus, and then runs away while barking (seals bark) about it like he’s the top do- er, seal. Man, fuck that. If you’re seal enough, meet me on the beach and lets do this.

That seal is the John Legend of Seals and he needed one more award for EGOT status:

Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.

“Uh...oh yeah, I forgot to introduce the witness that I’m going to spend the next several hours ignoring. Hey! Shut up, woman, I was going to do that. Don’t do my job that I forgot to do for me! Also, I totally didn’t forget because this is rilly rilly important to me, you guise”.

We really should be ashamed.  Grassley’s opening statement was trash.  His interruption of Feinstein was trash. The Republicans are well prepared to drag this woman through the mud for their guy.  It is Anita Hill all over again.  

It irks me that some claim “this may ruin this man’s life.”

Feinstein and Ford are phenomenally patient and calm women.  If I was one of them, I’d already be strangling Grassley for his disingenuous bullshit.

“Good thing nobody recorded this. Oh, you did? Well put that shit up cuz I ain’t doin a second take.”

On one hand, those are some terribly misogynistic remarks that clearly denigrate young ladies at his school. On the other hand, he looks like skeptical thumb with a goatee.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

“I didn’t make the rules. Well, I kind of did. But that’s the rules.”

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

Eh, not really. I’m sure there’s some guy out there who sees you buying groceries or washing your car or whatever and thinks you’re “totally cringe” for not buying the superior brand of toilet paper or using the wrong kind of soap on your taillights.

Orange Asshole is still talking and rambling and it’s crazy. I usually refuse to listen to him speak, and only read what he has said after the fact. Oh god, it’s...I can’t even express how crazy it is to hear him speak in real time after avoiding it for so long.

man, if pointing out GOP hypocrisy actually worked Mitch McConnell would’ve vanished in a puff of ethics ages ago