They’re also about 4 hours south of where the pants were.

Better Call Saul

This Suns team is very much like last year's Clippers. They're deep and they play with great defensive intensity. I love them.

In an evil twist, they actually play the re-recorded clean versions nonstop in The Bad Place.

I think I just fell in love with a poem star

What is it with Joneses in cars in Albuquerque.

Dear Mr. President,

Why not both? Dragan Bender was selected with the 4th overall pick by the Suns in the same draft they acquired Chriss. The year before they drafted Devin Booker with the 13th pick.

It looked like Lydia sitting in a teacup and Todd creepily staring at her.

This is a great subtweet. 

Mine is from 8th grade football. I was the team’s running back, and on one play I broke free for a long run. I was running down the sideline with no one in front of me when I started to feel my pants were slipping down. My belt had completely loosened. I ran the next couple yards while trying to hold my pants up but…

Did you order those beers at the same time though?

Counterpoint: Devin Booker is 22 years old.

Ted is the fucking worst

Sometimes I feel guilty that I, by fluke occurrence, got out. I feel guilty that I left, and in doing so might have abandoned something existential about who I am. Something I can never recover.

Holy shit, Ben Shapiro would be a Kobe stan. Also, who would be the point guard in that lineup? I have Point Giannis.

“You know I meant to say ash-hole and not ash-hole, right?”

I’d say a #9 is worse, they exist only to score and take all the glory from the flashy assist they received from #10.

Yup. I started balding at 24 and last year at 26 I began running a 0 all around. I miss my hair.

One of my coworkers (an Old) has her phone set to a ringtone version of Billie Eilish’s ‘Bad Guy’ that goes off 50 times a day.