The real REAL actual reason? Man-crush on Peter Stormare.

Snore at 10?

my start up would make the very best designed space-efficient and comfortable office cots and I’d insist on personally QAing all the prototypes.

heh, knew exactly what that was before I clicked on it, confirmed in less than a second.

wait, did you just tell Kristen to get used naked on a Ducati?

heh, I was going to challenge you on the Kotaku review for the original Rocksmith where the reviewer didn’t even bother to set up the hardware correctly despite the first page of the manual and the game’s splash screen showing you how and then spent the rest of the review complaining about technical issues that were…

didn’t you know? Some guy on the internet knows more than Ford’s engineers do about their own vehicles.

It really is that simple, it’s the same kind of deal as kinja allowing you to authenticate through twitter or facebook. Basically using each service simply as authentication user pools, as long as you’re valid on live/psn then from Epic’s context you’re no different from any other authenticated user.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they “accidentally” pushed a build with the ENABLE_CROSSPLAY flag set true just to remind everyone of how simply it could be enabled if all parties would just sign off on it. Calling it a bug and “fixing it” could give them some plausible deniability for letting the cat out of the bag.

I wonder how many dudes in The Balcony had their own “Finkle IS Einhorn” moments.

that’s actually what I thought it was... they almost had me fooled with the whale-tail spoiler until I looked at the headlights, side reflectors were a dead giveaway for toyota’s late 80s, early 90s design language.

you mean other than puyo puyo tetris?

because it is sort of like pinball, shmups, and fighting games in that it is easy enough to see the breadth of the experience and have some decent fun with it by simply understanding the basic mechanics, but each of those genres has a much deeper experience for those willing to invest the effort into learning.

oh it’d be an easy restomod, all you’d need is a fully-functioning donor J2 and a distraction for anyone who might be watching you.

they do like some t h i c c asses tho

what, you never saw the pile of dwarves in the bath? What more could you want?

disagree. I think the game is a masterpiece in which they made some very deliberately oblique design decisions to make a beat’em’up with an incredibly high skill ceiling.

How the hell is this shop not in Florida?

you really want me to be something I’m not, why is that?

For the record, millennials never asked for participation trophies. It was the boomers in power who decided participation trophies should be a thing.