Honestly when I read this title, I was thinking more along the lines like sex with dinosaurs and sabertooth tigers, not just with other humanoid types. I was super disappointed.

Can you name them? I wouldn’t mind flying around in my very own Moya.

Sorry your comment will be deleted because it’s outside of the approved thread and you didn’t coordinate the your flair with the day of the week. 

Listen Mike, until you’re tasked with killing a bunch of Nazis from your wheelchair, how you can you really say you *know* it’s bullshit?

How presumptuous of you, to think you might control the Goose

No surprise, it’s a great game.

This is a bad take. It’s cool that you’re pumped to see Jolteon and Hitmonlee and Rhydon roaming around the wild area. It is equally cool for someone to be upset that they don’t see Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Beedrill roaming around. I see a lot of these pieces that are framed like “Well you would never catch all 900+…

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I hate using advertising blocking apps, but sometimes it gets so bad it’s intolerable. This is how I solved the problem on my PC:

Too many auto-playing ads. 

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

Ah, I see, THAT’s the deal with airline food.

That’s a great video from “Deadspin pay me for using my video.”

Brown being an asshole does not make the Raiders competent.

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.

Your password must contain one capital letter, one lowercase letter, one symbol and one prime value of a quadratic polynomial.  Also you must change your password every thirty days, twice during a full moon, or whenever a real estate agent crosses your path.

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.