Some brothers will do anything to get out of work. 

Splinternews - in dire need of a headline writer, cause headlines.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

Usually the phrase “band aid solution” isn’t taken so literally

GTA = Grey Trolling Alert

“McDonald’s trusts you won’t be taking advantage of its free coffee promotion”

take libby with you.

Well, at least it’s nice to know Harry Knowles is keeping busy. 

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“Rekognition frequently misgenders trans, queer and nonbinary individuals.”

Damn, First Turning Point fires Aunty Ruckus now NRATV is gone what Colin Noir going to do for work? Where is Killer Mike goign to go to furtehr erode his credibility? There’s going to be a lot of crying at next year’s TPU’s “Black” “Influencer” Retreat. The market for cooning keeps getting smaller

That’s why vigilante justice would be nice. I may have slashed a tire or two of people with trump stickers. It’s the least they deserve.

I was really on board with you from reading the Headline, but I wasn’t really concerned with those things you mentioned in the article. I just think she is a bad voice actor and gave a very bland performance. I think that’s more of valid reason for her to not be in MK. Cause it pertains to the game. Not the history of…

A spokesperson for ABC 57 said after a tight camera zoom in: ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!

Looks like there are several different variants. I do see a few brown ones. So far, none that are speckled however.

On the real, and on an unrelated topic, can we get some moderators up in here? Or have the ‘flag’ button do anything?

Absolutely this! My cat loves to play fetch. Each time we throw the toy in a different spot - other rooms, under furniture - he’s super into it and so sassy when he brings the toy back to you. We spent about $6 on a bag of 100 super bouncey mini koosh ball party favors and if he loses one we just bust out another.…

Awfully small headlights. 

Buy a cat toy? Buy a cat toy? Tell a cat “No, drop it” and you have an instant cat toy. Try to take something out a cat’s claws and you have an instant cat toy. Try to tie your sneaks with a long lace and you have an instant cat toy. Drop a bottle cap, a ballpoint pen, or a hair tie and you have an instant cat toy.

I’ve got a super old kitty and she does not “play”. Not unless you define “play” as “I’m going to bite you for annoying”