You don’t stay there, you just throw a huge party and leave.

Your reaction is exactly why it’s the perfect word. Other pejoratives have been watered down by overuse, but people like you who cling to the idea that “cunt” is sacrosanct have done an excellent job of keeping it reserved for special occasions — occasions such as this dumb cunt.

Huh. That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for the info.

Speaking of Michael Rapaport, do black people like him? Honest question. I don’t think he’s especially popular among white audiences, yet he keeps getting work. Why so?

They killed Splinter and Deadspin and yet they keep paying people for this shit?

Don’t be such a whiny bitch.

Is that really your argument?

Somehow, I doubt the guy making a fortune selling coffee with butter in it is the kind of person who ought to be giving advice on how to live longer.

Gita, when you wake up in the morning, do you think you’re living a meaningful life? Like, does writing about this bitch’s video game streaming problems feel like it improves the world or even makes you a sizable amount of money?

Hahahaha! You’re adorable.

Because there are two kinds of teachers: The teachers who do it because they want to help kids, and the former sorority sisters who couldn’t pass the test to become nurses.

HAhaha! No. The graying started because a Splinter writer got her feelings hurt and demanded to not have to deal with angry commenters. So, they did the dumbest thing possible.

More impressive than her myriad records and feats of physics-defying athleticism? How she’s made people give a damn about gymnastics. In America, it’s not really a sport until there’s a GOAT to admire, and like Jordan and Gretzky and Ali, Simone Biles is the GOAT.

No, he didn’t. He’s clearly bored and trolling the interviewer. Gita, you’d pick up on this if you put any critical thought into your “article.” But then, what can you expect from Kotaku in 2019?

So, Splinter is closing down. Bummer ... ?

Samantha Grasso, on Twitter, claims that she, at least, is being laid off.

I hear Splinter is being shuttered and everyone is being laid off. Anyone heard differently?

Cool buzzword, too bad it doesn’t mean a damn thing.

It’s easy to offer this kind of support to a game that sells better than anything Capcom has ever released previously.

Honest question here, Samantha: Why this group of tweets? What’s the commonality between them, outside of their being in support of Ellen? You’ve got a weird crop of hicks and idiots here and there’s gotta be some uniting line.