Eh...Splinter was killed by its own staff’s decision to purge the commentariat and create an echo chamber.

So, let’s collect ideas for where to go now that splinter is dead. I tend to like crooksandliars, but the commentariot sucks and the site as a whole is stuffed with more ads than the GMG sites.

Yeah.  I noticed the article’s got conflicting reports about whether staffers are going to be let go or not.

If anyone else is wondering why there are no stories today, we’re done here, folks:

See the tat? I laughed so hard.

Ideally by voting out DJT in one year.

Ah yes, Schrodinger's Queer: Gay men aren't real men, but trans women are the manliest men.

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

I think the most responsible decision is to ignore everything you’re thinking, and dump two hundred hours into Monster Hunter.

.......can we ban him for being over the age of 12 and saying “suck my pee-pee” instead? There’s like 100 different words that you could use in that place, ranging from the explicit (“cock”) to the euphemistic (“dong”) to the comedic (“pride and accomplishment”), and you go with the phrasing used by 10 year olds that…

There are fantastic comedians of all races, there’s no reason for anyone to support hacks like Hart. Hannibal Burress for example is possibly the funniest comedian alive right now.

How about the opposite. Two disillusioned millennials go on a boomer killing spree?

He’s a shining light of hope for people under 5 feet.

The Bible: It says whatever assholes need it to say.

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

Actually, I think that falls under ‘disparity of force’. The legal term used when the aggressor is so much bigger than the victim. It is also the clause that allows a weak victim, like a woman, to use deadly force in self defence.

Good ol’ oil from the North American Hemp Snake.

I watched and it felt like his other Netflix efforts—in the wrong decade. If I’m honest, I’ll admit that I don’t find stand up comedy very funny anymore simply because there’s nothing innovative happening with it. I compared the genre to watching a slam dunk contest, Family Guy episode, or reading a Deadpool comic.…

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