Black Hamilton Nolan is the prefect description.

Black Hamilton Nolan had me rolling. Used to hate-read HamNo all the way back in the Gawker days and you could tell he really, really wanted black people to like him. Now Root posters shit on him whenever his name comes up. Too funny.

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

Sounds like Vox needs someone Better Than Ezra, you know, someone Good.

he wouldn’t but i’m certainly flagging you

Hey Rafi, out of curiosity, if I were to call you a “nigger” would it get my account banned?

I still think a team of American beats that team. It would be a team of someone’s nighttime imaginings. A Team of Dreams if you will.

“We were all told that Hannity was going to interview the president, but no one that I spoke with expected what happened last night,”

Somebody’s touchy about their basketblog.

I love the rich irony of HamNo criticizing another site, with such insights as:

You have to confront what is going on. You have to take it seriously. You have to wake up. And you have to stop telling people that it’s better if they shut their eyes.

My favorite content is Trump voters from Appalachia complaining online about what happens in San Francisco, as if they actually know something.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

His username should’ve given it away.

He’s adorable. Like, cheek-pinchingly so.

Yeah I thought this was kind of weird. What about Texans in California? Colorado? Ohio? I mean, I guess it’s relevant if they are still voting in TX for whatever reason but like...why.

No. 

Yes, but it will focus on the couple raising their kid in the hotel so that the child can appreciate it, and run it smoothly when they come of age.

Ignore the Elon fellators in 1.

I would also add a Litter Genie! I’ve become an evangelist for this product. It means I don’t have to take out the trash every night—it truly seals in smells.

I would also add a Litter Genie! I’ve become an evangelist for this product. It means I don’t have to take out the…