An impressively dumb post, even for you. Well done!

Good luck on the wrong side of history, you moaning twat.

I think you’re woefully overestimating the number of “heavily-armed neo confederates.” As Kingsley stated, the vast, VAST majority of Trump supporters are old, white, relatively poor, rural, uneducated, and generally fucking useless. Your horror stories are based on nothing but the propaganda they want you to believe…

In the cities versus rural people conflict, I’ve got money on the cities. Own all the guns you want, you can’t win a war if your opponent’s cash flow makes yours look paltry by comparison.

Motherfucker, why are you just spouting bullshit? If you don’t have anything useful to add, fuck off to the grays.

But they GOT Capone. That’s the crucial part. He died in prison because he got caught on some lightweight bullshit. If that’s how Trump goes out, so be it.

Kinja desperately needs an applause emoji.

No need to blow me. I’m just doing the Lord’s work.

My Italian grandmother is fucking spinning in her grave. Parmesan is not parmesan unless it’s at least slightly moist and ideally shaved into thin slices. Dried powder, meanwhile, is an abomination.

Actually, I’m okay with this. Not only because it will possibly reduce the number of young smokers, but also because vaping looks so so so goddamn dumb.

I feel like Trump being a teetotaler is going to be disproven as myth once he dies. Granted, I only have anecdotal evidence (and, like, functioning eyeballs), but that dude is definitely hopped up on pharmaceutical speed.

You forgot something. Most vape users are young people, most young people don’t vote like olds do, and therefore a ban isn’t likely to have much political impact on Trump’s already terrible popularity rating.

I just wanted to be the thousandth person to point out that Renee Zellweger is weird lookin’.

“Like X, but for women” is the dumbest gimmick for introducing a new product. As it turns out, we already have a LinkedIn for women. It’s called LinkedIn.

I don’t need to learn to cook anything per se, but I could use some of them Pornhub links you mentioned.

Dammit! There’s nothing to mock here! How am I supposed to be a smarmy internet asshole when Jaden Smith goes out and does something legitimately positive for the rest of the world?

Say what you will of the Brits, at least when their democracy melts, it does so with all kinds of fancy pomp and circumstance. Meanwhile, here in America, we just get a braindead fat fuck trying to grope Lady Liberty while his legitimately evil enablers on the right masturbate over how easy it is to bamboozle our…

Doubling down on the idiocy of your first post? That’s certainly *a* tactic.

Lazy trolling, dude. You’re going to have to step up your game if you want to be the next tomato.

Is this something people actually want? Real people, in the real world, and not just shareholders? I get that every media operation wants a streaming app these days, but is anyone actually fiending for BET on demand?