Who gives a fuck?

Out of curiosity, who do you imagine protects other racial/gender groups? 

Wait a minute, you’re saying that people are MEAN on the INTERNET?

Fuck off with your “both sides” bullshit. In fact, fucking kill yourself. It’d be a win for the world.

And they wonder why people on the coasts look down on these mouthbreathing twats.

The takeaway: Gathering too many women in a single location leads to fucked up shit happening.

You may have a point. A few years ago, I’d have argued that the MacBook Pro is the superior (albeit more costly) tool for a creative. However, recent useless-to-terrible updates to the MBP have changed my point of view.

You may have a point. A few years ago, I’d have argued that the MacBook Pro is the superior (albeit more costly)…

Aw, your tolerance is adorable.

The question now is whether the aforementioned Vitamin E is found in the actual marijuana product or within the additives found in disposable cartridges. 

Hamilton, out of curiosity, what’s the going rate for these half-assed posts? The ones that are, like, a single sentence and no headline? You’re definitely not salaried — and don’t you dare come back with that, “I get a stipend” shit — so what’s the breakdown on just how much money you made posting whatever the fuck…

Why not?

I imagine even the idea of playing basketball is a bit too “urban” for Trump and his autistic kid.

Tall, short, who cares? What I wanna know is how the autistic kid is going to react when he finally realizes that the vast majority of our species would do a little dance if he were to kill himself.

The real crime here was committed by whoever told Smith that “white trash hooker” was a good look for him.

Not a single nod toward Tyrus being a serial sexual harasser? You’re dropping the ball here, twat.

Sexist or not, “a great big girl’s blouse” is a terrible insult. What the fuck are they teaching people over there in the UK?

Fine, good, we’ve got another useless Splinter article out of the way. Can we now talk about that fucker’s eye?

Nah, fuck that. If you don’t want to blame the kid, fine, but then you MUST blame his worthless parents.

I hate to side with the airline, but if their statement is accurate, Dana Holcomb is a bitchy cunt.

Alternately, you could just act like an adult and not throw things in a fit of anger.