Kotaku is fucking terrible, and posts from nerds about anime are the number one reason why.

Who exactly do they imagine would be the audience for this thing? Solely based on the pitch, it seems like the only people interested enough to watch this show would be the particular set of baby boomers that abhors the youth and how they no longer understand the modern world. Those are the sorts of people who still…

I like this Karpf dude. His digs are really well-crafted, and even when it’s clear he’s just mocking Stephens, he comes off like the significantly more intelligent of the two.

Good on him for surviving, but like Tiffany Haddish, I’ll never understand his appeal. Is it that he’s black and black people like to support their own despite their being significantly better, perhaps non-POC comedians out there?

Huh. I had no idea that was a thing. 

CBD has undeniable medical benefits for many people — I’ve got Crohn’s Disease and CBD has been amazing in reducing my need for dangerous-ass opioid painkillers — but the way it’s being pumped into all kinds of foods and drink at completely random potencies is more or less useless.

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Why is the assumption that Biden has “soup brain?” Couldn’t it just as easily be that he’s lying?

Just download the beta. It had issues (read: major missing features) for a long while, but recent updates have made it a superior alternative to iOS 12.

All I really want from a new iPhone is a return to the aluminum body. Yes, I understand that wireless charging would be a problem, but what percentage of people actually use that feature? I have to imagine it would be fewer people than those who prefer the look/sturdiness of aluminum.

“Some women” do a lot of dumb shit. Why is this a story?

Your efforts are getting real lazy. If you’re going to troll, don’t bring this weak bullshit.

Assuming the Trump campaign does anything purposely is like assuming a fish can play the piano. Both are simply too dumb to make that shit work.

Wait, her “talents?” What would those be again? She’s notable exclusively for whose dick she swam out of.

Calm your shit, you utter child.

Jesus Jack, you obviously are a little bitch, but you don’t have to make it so obvious.

Valid point. It’s equal parts progressive and backwards as hell.

Huh. I applaud the effort to protect women, but it reads as weirdly sexist. Not that I’d expect better from NC.

“Assault on a female” is an official crime now? Like, with discrete punishment that differs from that which you’d see if you’d assaulted a man?

This is an impressively worthless post — and that’s saying something given that it’s from Hamilton “Michael Harriott but shitty” Nolan.