Kill yourself.

Dave Chappelle is one of the greatest comedians of all time, but he’s absolutely a middle-aged man — and it shows every time he goes on stage.

Sadly, I bet Mr. Hackett loses his job before she does.

You’re adorable. Kill yourself.

And we have a new winner for the annual “Whitest Shit Possible” award!

It’s like these idiots don’t realize we live in a world where every embarrassing thing you do publicly can and will be plastered across the internet.

Today is a good day.

Regardless of the health issues vaping presents, we’re not addressing the real elephant in the room: Vaping doesn’t look cool.

In hindsight, Kanye was entirely correct.

Agreed! The Switch just offers a wonderful gaming experience that you can’t find elsewhere. I adore how many remastered games are appearing on the thing — the Bayonetta duology being a key example — and have even occasionally double-dipped on games I bought for PS4 that appeared well before their Switch iterations.

Just like copyediting and proper writers with actual, real-world experience, Splinter can’t afford shit like that.

None of this addresses the prevalence of assault rifles in America.

The Joker?

The Prime Minister was able to save a great deal of expense and effort for both the United States and Denmark by being so direct.

I hope they make out like bandits.

You’re a brave man to put your body through all of this. A brave, stupid man.

Unless said business was making millions of dollars off of keeping said customer happy. That’s the crux of this whole Twitter issue, even if they don’t want to admit it.

She’s not wrong.

Sure, this is all notable information (and I love me some schadenfreude), but a better gauge of what kind of damage Fox News is doing to itself would be a look back at how many advertisers stay away for the long term. It’s too common to see them take a brief break before returning once the heat dies down.

So, Tiffany Haddish, along with being bafflingly famous for what again? is also a weird trash person who eats bar fruits. Cool. I can see why Jezebel likes her so much.