We get it, you’re an old white man. Now calm down before you give yourself a stroke.

Still no black suit, huh?

Some white person who knows nothing about black media or Black journalism other than this site to spew vitriol and Jet and Ebony because stereotypes is sitting at home thinking: See, I knew it.

Short answer: I find it bewildering that Kinja won’t let you delete an account even if you live in the UK and are subject to GDPR protections. After getting into a long argument with GMG’s legal counsel over why that is, I decided to test the system. So far, I’ve been unable to get banned, much to my chagrin.

Nicely done! Can you do the same for me?

I think you’re putting too much faith in the moderation around here. As an experiment, I’ve been actively trying to get banned for the past four months and nothing works. Not blatant sexism on Jezebel, not blatant racism on The Root, not insulting Hamilton Nolan, nothing. So, while I wish you luck in your quest, I…

$27,000 is not “major money” for a man of Elway’s means.

It’s not quite the dumbest shit. It’s damn close, but it’s just edged out by the thousands of articles written about this stupid shit.

What even is this article? Why does it exist? Why does Panama Jackson (presumably) get paid for shit like this?

THAT was the racism you promised in the headline?

If you’re going to troll, put some fucking effort into it you lazy ass.

Sadly this is a tragic narrative that’s happening too often in tech. Too many technologically inclined people who don’t have a diverse philosophical background and can’t think bigger picture. are autistic.

“The only thing that matters is the future,” he told me after the civil trial was settled. “I don’t even know why we study history. It’s entertaining, I guess—the dinosaurs and the Neanderthals and the Industrial Revolution, and stuff like that. But what already happened doesn’t really matter. You don’t need to know…

In all the “fuck white women” rhetoric, I think we’ve glossed over a crucial point: The white women calling the police on black people are frequently fat. Can we discuss what it is that fat people have against blacks?

The same thing that affects all rent-a-cops: A deep inferiority complex.

Why do you insist on being such a twat about it?

While I recognize that your headline is rhetorical, the answer is simple: A significant portion of white people find black people inherently suspicious. I’ll leave the whys of that point up to you.

I am not suggesting that in any circumstance you threaten Carlson with harm, or behave in a manner that causes him to feel threatened.

At least I know how capitalization works, you fucking mouth breather.

You skipped half the fucking headline. It should read: