Is it just me, or is the frequency of Root articles being served across other Gawker properties falling precipitously? I always assumed The Root gets shit traffic (it’s a niche of a niche), but it can’t be less popular than Jezebel’s idiotic posts about Rihanna’s cosmetic line.

Hot dog : Square :: Sandwich : Rectangle

No, you dumb cunt, it’s about traitors not deserving recognition. But based on the number of comments you wrote desperately trying to engage anyone, I’m gonna assume you know that are are, again, a shit-tier troll.

Elizabeth Warren is a dumb cunt. If you can’t handle basic trolling at least as well as your average 12-year-old, you shouldn’t be allowed to hold office.

Now that’s just some weak-ass trolling. Step up your game, you fucking child.

Learn to troll better, you fucking amateur.

No. That is the correct response. You’re missing nothing.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Who the fuck is Pete Davidson?

That’s a tad beside the point, but thanks for chiming in.

Too obvious.

Keep this up and you’re guaranteed to beat Jezebel in the race to see which former Gawker property can feature the most embarrassing coverage.

Fuck defending Luke for this weak shit. Kotaku may as well go back to posting cakes every day.

That kid is getting his face smashed in by the nearest lamp.

Does anyone outside of New York give a shit what people from New York think?

Alternate take: Adults need to stop giving such a shit about Harry Potter. Gita, you already write for Kotaku. You don’t need any additional help being embarrassing.

It worked for our dipshit president.

Agreed. At best, I might flip off the camera or tell the douchebag waving the microphone to go fuck himself. 

Looks like it’s fucking amateur hour for trolls today.

I’m a little bummed that nobody assaulted him.

That was my thinking too. That title is awful.