You type that like The Root isn’t Jezebel for black people.

Sexism existing doesn’t prevent a woman from being an awful cunt.

But they’re too chicken shit to do something like that.

The more you repeat “I’m not a Musk fanboy” the more it’s apparent you are.

You’re missing a dash of socially-retarded autism.

4chan gets a lot of credit for shit that actually originated elsewhere (esp. Something Awful) thanks to their tendency to run shit into the ground.

Yup. Litter Genie is a godsend. Combine it with something like the Omega Paw rolling litter box and daily litter cleanup takes all of 10 seconds.

Yup. Litter Genie is a godsend. Combine it with something like the Omega Paw rolling litter box and daily litter…

Fuckin’ Secret Service.

Yes.

It’s like “X is horny” has replaced unnecessary cake posts for Kotaku’s go-to bread and butter. Propers to Gita for upholding a long tradition of mediocrity.

Nah, I’m cool with him getting robbed because he’s a hyperbolic, duplicitous twat who treats his employees like shit and has a god complex.

On the one hand, that is a horrible crime. On the other hand, it happened to Randy Pitchford.

Every time Splinter writes an article on Megyn Kelly there’s the claim that she’s doing terribly in the ratings, but no corroboration is provided. I don’t doubt that she’s failing, but can we get a citation please?

The C series doesn’t actually do HDR. Only the TCL P series actually has the necessary local dimming tech to display it properly. While the P series are amazing TVs, the C series are pretty middle of the road 4K displays.

The C series doesn’t actually do HDR. Only the TCL P series actually has the necessary local dimming tech to display…

What a bitch.

Most of them trend too close to “dumb white trash” to recognize that by saying “I don’t want politics in my games” they’re actually saying “I don’t want politics that disagree with my myopic world view in my games.”

That fedora looks terrible on you, you fucking embarrassment of a human being.

Does Jalopnik write a post every time a car is featured on Jeopardy? Does Jezebel write a post every time a woman appears?

Hey now, I didn’t say I was engaging your stupid ass, now did I?

I recognize you right-wing dickheads tend toward being so dumb you can’t work velcro, but yours is an impressively awful take. I’m dragging you out of the grays just so other people can marvel at how bafflingly fucking stupid you are.