Thanks for chiming in, unnecessary crazy person.

He’s not coercing “otherwise clever men and women.” He’s impressing dumb white trash. Sadly, it turns out that the American population of dumb white trash is much larger than anyone wants to admit.

Agreed. The clap back from The Root was thunderous.

Solid post/handle combo.

May we never forget that awful fucking take. I hope it goes down in the annals of Gawker history alongside Hamilton “How Am I Employed?” Nolan’s “Obama is a bad post-president” piece and that article they wrote revealing that Peter Thiel loves dick.

Fuck off with that weak “both sides are terrible therefore nothing matters” shit.

Agreed. Both sides are dirty. One side, however, has repeatedly and comically proven significantly more dirty than the other. If you’re arguing otherwise, I’m going to guess you haven’t been paying attention for the last 40 years.

At a certain point you really have to be impressed at the right’s inability to field politicians who haven’t committed heinous crimes in the past.

To answer the question posed by your headline: Because Michael Cera hasn’t been relevant in at least a decade.

Who the fuck is Pete Davidson?

Can he be disqualified for being the kind of nebbish creep who keeps calendars for 30-plus years? That’s some serial killer shit.

I legit thought the tattoos were photoshopped on. Especially that “Xanarchy” one on his forearm. He looks like a less intimidating Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

He’s the kid’s lawyer. It’s literally his job to be diplomatic about the jackass he’s representing, regardless of how appalled he may or may not be by what the kid said.

And yet they say Jezebel is the worst part of Gawker.

If I gave a shit about New York, this would be crushing.

They probably didn’t want to shock their audience of tired olds with actual comedy.

Don’t drag Melissa McCarthy into this! This land monster’s racist-as-hell post was hilariously terrible, and Melissa McCarthy has never been anywhere near anything that could be described as “hilarious.”

It’s suburban Louisiana. If you expect them to be anything but racist white trash, I’m not sure you’re familiar with the region.

I’m sure it’s happened before, but I don’t know that we’ve ever had such clear video evidence of it.

Yes, racers are geared up for the crash, but that’s probably irrelevant. Have you ever heard a lawyer in a case where a cop has been shot argue that it wasn’t attempted murder because the cop was wearing a bulletproof vest and thus was unlikely to die if shot in the torso? Personal protective gear has exactly zero…