Now you’re just being willfully dense. Fuck off with your “everyone is awful therefore nothing matters” bullshit

Keep this up and you’re guaranteed to beat Jezebel in the race to see which former Gawker property can feature the most embarrassing coverage.

Fuck defending Luke for this weak shit. Kotaku may as well go back to posting cakes every day.

That kid is getting his face smashed in by the nearest lamp.

Does anyone outside of New York give a shit what people from New York think?

Alternate take: Adults need to stop giving such a shit about Harry Potter. Gita, you already write for Kotaku. You don’t need any additional help being embarrassing.

It worked for our dipshit president.

Agreed. At best, I might flip off the camera or tell the douchebag waving the microphone to go fuck himself. 

Looks like it’s fucking amateur hour for trolls today.

I’m a little bummed that nobody assaulted him.

That was my thinking too. That title is awful.

People are praised when they make correct choices. Welcome to reality, dipshit.

You type that like The Root isn’t Jezebel for black people.

Sexism existing doesn’t prevent a woman from being an awful cunt.

But they’re too chicken shit to do something like that.

The more you repeat “I’m not a Musk fanboy” the more it’s apparent you are.

You’re missing a dash of socially-retarded autism.

4chan gets a lot of credit for shit that actually originated elsewhere (esp. Something Awful) thanks to their tendency to run shit into the ground.

Yup. Litter Genie is a godsend. Combine it with something like the Omega Paw rolling litter box and daily litter cleanup takes all of 10 seconds.

Yup. Litter Genie is a godsend. Combine it with something like the Omega Paw rolling litter box and daily litter…

Fuckin’ Secret Service.