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Account Killer 7
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Yes.

It’s like “X is horny” has replaced unnecessary cake posts for Kotaku’s go-to bread and butter. Propers to Gita for upholding a long tradition of mediocrity.

Nah, I’m cool with him getting robbed because he’s a hyperbolic, duplicitous twat who treats his employees like shit and has a god complex.

On the one hand, that is a horrible crime. On the other hand, it happened to Randy Pitchford.

Every time Splinter writes an article on Megyn Kelly there’s the claim that she’s doing terribly in the ratings, but no corroboration is provided. I don’t doubt that she’s failing, but can we get a citation please?

Ha! Geniuses are so stupid!

The C series doesn’t actually do HDR. Only the TCL P series actually has the necessary local dimming tech to display it properly. While the P series are amazing TVs, the C series are pretty middle of the road 4K displays.

The C series doesn’t actually do HDR. Only the TCL P series actually has the necessary local dimming tech to display

What a bitch.

Most of them trend too close to “dumb white trash” to recognize that by saying “I don’t want politics in my games” they’re actually saying “I don’t want politics that disagree with my myopic world view in my games.”

That fedora looks terrible on you, you fucking embarrassment of a human being.

Does Jalopnik write a post every time a car is featured on Jeopardy? Does Jezebel write a post every time a woman appears?

Hey now, I didn’t say I was engaging your stupid ass, now did I?

I recognize you right-wing dickheads tend toward being so dumb you can’t work velcro, but yours is an impressively awful take. I’m dragging you out of the grays just so other people can marvel at how bafflingly fucking stupid you are.

Thanks for chiming in, unnecessary crazy person.

He’s not coercing “otherwise clever men and women.” He’s impressing dumb white trash. Sadly, it turns out that the American population of dumb white trash is much larger than anyone wants to admit.

Agreed. The clap back from The Root was thunderous.

Solid post/handle combo.

May we never forget that awful fucking take. I hope it goes down in the annals of Gawker history alongside Hamilton “How Am I Employed?” Nolan’s “Obama is a bad post-president” piece and that article they wrote revealing that Peter Thiel loves dick.

Fuck off with that weak “both sides are terrible therefore nothing matters” shit.

Agreed. Both sides are dirty. One side, however, has repeatedly and comically proven significantly more dirty than the other. If you’re arguing otherwise, I’m going to guess you haven’t been paying attention for the last 40 years.