I grimace at the thought of buying New Balance shoes because I’m not an elderly person who has given up on being fashionable.

I love this. Nike tapping Kaepernick as the face of this ad campaign is the latest example of a major corporation looking at Trump’s base and deciding, “Eh, we can do without their white trash money.”

Randy Quaid looks pissed.

Honeycrisp aren’t the best apples, they’re the only apples. Everything else is lies and sadness.

Even in the shitty ruins of Gawker, Jezebel manages to stand out as the least necessary wing.

Dammit! I was hoping it was a number of other popular YouTubers. While I’m for the death of any YouTuber, I have no idea who this is.

Am I a child or do I have a wife? Am I racist or am I filled with white guilt? You’re all over the place. Could you at least keep your insults straight? 

That was predictable. Sorry, but you stopped being entertaining a while ago, so I’m done punching down. I’ll let everyone else in the thread take their shot at you.

Now you’re just being lazy. It’s clear that you’re easily trolled, but trying (and failing) to troll me in return is just a terrible idea. But hey, your ego won’t let me get the last word, so let’s see what dumbass response you come up with this time.

Only white people spell correctly? And use proper grammar? And capitalize words? That’s some deeply racist shit. I’d think a “real nigga” like you would be more sensitive to the plight of black people, but then you throw them all under the bus as illiterate.

Wow. I got under your skin without even trying to troll you.

I also pointed out that you’re an idiot. But I’m guessing the myriad people pointing out how dumb your original comment was have  already made that point crystal clear.

That’s such a stupid response, I’m not even going to bother to address it.

Remember when I said you should grow thicker skin? That wasn’t an insult. It was a kindly suggestion. You’re too fragile and illiterate for arguments with people who can spell and use proper grammar, and all your whiny bitching is great evidence that you aren’t the “real nigga” you desperately want people to see you…

Do we want a bunch of gender studies and liberal arts majors with no real job skills paid for with taxpayer money?

You’re smart enough to become a teacher but not smart enough to realize that you were dooming yourself to a lifetime of poverty? I appreciate your devotion to educating the young, but that tiny paycheck is on you.

True, but images of the two of them lying in bed together are pretty damning.

Nah, that’s all kinds of bullshit. She mentioned Bourdain to elicit sympathy. Nobody else was going to drag his corpse out of the ground.

See, there’s this thing called context. You should look into it.

This is the correct answer.