Oooh, that IS good! I’m jealous I didn’t think of it first.

It’s kinda hard not to. I just wish Rafi could’ve come up with something better. Like “Pecker To Blow His Load All Over Investigators” or “Pecker Fucks Trump.”

And suddenly we have a new frontrunner for whitest possible name in existence: Geye Hamby!

Grow thicker skin, bitch. Again, remind me why we’re supposed to believe your screenname is anything but a desperate attempt to compensate for your pathetic, waste of flesh existence?

They really should’ve been a dead giveaway. Nobody with that kinda money wears Crocs in public unless there’s something very wrong with that person.

You misquoted Trump. The actual quote is even less coherent.

To play Devil’s Advocate for a moment, if any politician could be reasonably accused of having zero understanding of objective truth, it would be Trump.

Fucking shit! She IS 36!

You already did a solid job of demonstrating your ignorance. You don’t need to keep trying so hard.

That wasn’t an opinion. It was a statement of fact. You might know that if there was anything “real” about you except your illiteracy.

Paul, this article sucks. To answer the question you stupidly posed in your headline, “Yes, we are and you’re a fucking moron for asking.”

Kinda doubting the veracity of your screen name.

You poor, ugly bastard.

It’s a joke, dude.

It’s the “Elvis died 41 years ago” bit that really makes this joke. Well played.

Are you trying and failing to make a joke, or are you just an embarrassing waste of human flesh?

Neither of those tweets were written by Trump. The grammar is too good, and the punctuation is functional. These tweets are the result of Trump wanting to tweet something and his cadre of goons convincing him to let the ghost writers handle it.

Uh, did you wildly misinterpret my comment, or are you just bad at indicating who you’re addressing in text?

What an amazing day! The hits keep on comin’!

I generally like your posts, but can we drop the “Rethuglicans” moniker? It’s very weak. You sound like an elderly woman who can’t come up with anything more witty and doesn’t wanna use swears..