It’s a “romantic struggle?” What the shit?

Oh, come the fuck on!

Dammit! I already wrote “Best news I’ve heard all week!” earlier today in response to a commenter revealing that Hamilton Nolan is leaving. Now I’m conflicted.

Good news! Hamilton Nolan is leaving Splinter for New York Magazine!

Hamilton Nolan has taken a job at NYMag.

Hooray for representation, but who the hell is asking for a new version of the First Wives’ Club?

I’d like to know how most of those people got into Q Anon.

Your kids are going to leave you to die alone.

Oh fuck off with your “don’t be an asshole” bullshit. If you wanna bang anthropomorphized animals, you’d better be prepared to deal with people mocking you.

Can y’all fire Hamilton Nolan and give all of his wages to Kelly? This piece is easily worth a million “Obama is bad at a job he no longer has” takes from that worthless mass of flesh.

Sorry uncreative, but Ms. Pav is right. You’re embarassing.

Me too. Fuck YYY.

Nah, the Kochs are probably sincere here. They own companies that WILL be fucked by Trump’s dumbass trade war, including some really big ones like construction product giant Georgia-Pacific. While they’re in favor of having Republicans run things, Trump is a stupid child, which is a problem for people like the Kochs…

You should have used 538's more recent version of this infographic. Yours is missing a number of indictments.

Ooooh, I like this commenter. Can they replace Hamilton Nolan, please?

I hate to take joy in another person’s suffering, but I LOVE to take joy in anything that scares the gooey black stuffing out of our dumbshit president. I hope this is the stressor that finally causes the old fuck to stroke out on the toilet.

If your friend ever mentions John Galt, it’s your duty to smash his brain in with a brick.

You’re coming in a little late here, killer. We’ve already established that your state is a joke. You may as well try to defend Florida.

That’s a Hamilton Nolan-level headline. And that’s in no way a compliment.

“If you’re going to obstruct justice, you do it quietly and secretly, not in public,” Giuliani told the Times.