Problem is, there’s simply not 24 hours of news in the day. Without opinions and editorials and all the other bullshit, you can’t keep a network on the air 24/7. The root problem is the idea that we need 24 hour news networks.

As I understand it, a significant portion of the main cast was planning to quit but were beaten to the punch by ABC’s cancellation. There’s nothing left to pick u.

The death of the baby boomer generation can’t come soon enough.

I dunno. Personally, I’d think decapitation (http://www.kctv5.com/story/32728072/source-boy-who-died-at-schlitterbahn-was-decapitated) would be scarier than getting stuck, but this is Jezebel and I have external genitals, so I fully expect to be shouted down for my…

It happens to anyone using an ad blocker. I’d like to think it’s intentionally designed to deter people from using ad blockers, but it’s probably yet another Kinja failure that just happens to have enough positive side effects that they won’t fix it.

You’ve got eyes. Do you even need to ask?

It appears that many cast members were about to quit when the cancellation came in. I’m not sure there’s anything left to “un-cancel.”

You’re baffled? Let me break it down for you: working class people — particularly rural folk — tend to be gullible, petty, and easily led. They don’t like that they’ve built shitty lives for themselves, so they cling to anyone who promises them a tiny shred of ideological revenge on all those people whose lives are…

ABC just canceled her show: http://deadline.com/2018/05/roseanne-canceled-barr-abc-racist-tweets-1202399123/

And ABC has canceled her show!

Your loss.

“White power encourages and protects white power, first, middle, end.” 

Say what you will of social media, it’s done an amazing job of exposing bigots, sexual predators, and shitty human beings for who they truly are.

Wanda Sykes just bailed on the show: http://deadline.com/2018/05/wanda-sykes-quits-roseanne-racist-tweet-roseanne-barr-1202399109/

“I thought we were trying to be better than that around here.” 

The women who have automatically dropped you into the “not fuckable” column due to your tiny stature might disagree with your assessment.

Hey, that’s not a fair comparison! The Nazis were competent adults.

“low I.Q.?”

I hate to dust off the most cliche of internet responses, but please Hamilton, for the good of our species, hang yourself.

Thank you! After that bullshit “Obama Is A Terrible Post-President” shit from the useless Hamilton Nolan, I’m very happy to see this significantly less childish, entitled article.