Good on him. Dealing with the shithead gamer audience is no way to spend your final days.

You’re from Chicago, huh? As long as we’re making completely unverifiable claims on the internet, I’m a wizard with a pet dragon.

And I congratulate those rare beacons of rationality for being slightly less trash than their neighbors. I wish them luck in getting the hell away from their rural backgrounds.

Hey, that’s not fair. There is a VERY significant difference between the ideals pushed by Evangelicals and those promoted by Sharia law: the latter come from swarthy brown people that make old whites uncomfortable.

No, you couldn’t, unless you were being both racist and willfully misinterpreting what I typed. Poor urban America — which is apparently your wink-wink-nudge-nudge euphemism for black people — did not put Trump into office. In fact, they did significantly better than white folks in the “don’t vote for fucking morons”…

Hate to state the obvious, but he made that shit up.

No, I didn’t. I generalized millions of worthless, dangerous idiots. I assumed that my describing them as a “virus” would indicate that I don’t consider them people, but I’m guessing you’re one of the wastes of flesh I just insulted, so I can see how my point might fly over your head.

You are a crazy person. Maybe dial down the entitlement a bit, you fucking nutbar.

In the middle ages, numerous European monarchs were all kinds of physically and mentally fucked up thanks to efforts to keep their bloodlines pure (read: inbreeding). I’d take any one of them over Trump.

That’s for damned sure. The scariest thing about Trump being elected is just how many Americans have to be dumb white trash for such a thing to happen. Rural folk, the self-proclaimed real Americans, are a fucking virus.

Are a pathetic troll, or actually dumb enough to believe what you post here? No value judgements either way, I just want to know why exactly I should look down on you.

I’m pretty sure there are a number of sites that already do this.

If it wounds her so much, let’s stop calling her a liar.

I don’t know if that’s possible. She’s always been a dumbshit trust fund kid with no professional credentials outside of the man who contributed sperm to her creation.

Can we stop giving Kathy Griffin attention? Her “shrill bitch” schtick should’ve vanished 20 years ago, but people keep quoting her like she’s got some meaningful things to add.

“First off, I never stipulated Democratic. So I won’t abide by it.”

I’ve got $50 says that those “muslim prayer rugs” are actually just foam yoga mats, but the fucking dullards at Fox News can’t tell the difference.

And are you a woman? No? Then shut the fuck up about it, you worthless cunt.

Is this a bit, or are you actually this frighteningly stupid?

Oh, fuck off. Whether you’re trolling, willfully dense, or just a mouthbreathing idiot, you’re utterly wrong.