Can he be fired for acting like a little bitch?

Wait, Kanye had a traumatic brain injury? How have I missed that?

Out lesbians need paychecks too.

The problem is not “people change.” The problem is that old white people reacted to 9/11 by doubling down on all of their worst tendencies. Let’s not sugar coat their dangerous idiocy.

Sorry that you’ve aged out of relevance, but do try to keep up.

Statistically speaking, it shouldn’t be possible to take a photo with that many people in it that exclusively features white trash. Yet, here we are.

Nope. Broker fees just aren’t a thing on the West Coast.

Could be worse. You could be dating Hamilton Nolan.

Oh Jesus, you’re awful at this.

There’s no broker fees over here on the West Coast.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with his regularly consuming the worst foods on the planet to amuse the dregs of the internet.

Did you swipe that quip from five years ago? 

If that speeds the death of small town America, I’m all for it.

Your age is showing. Can’t you grow increasingly irrelevant a bit more quietly?

There’s a fine line between insane and whimsical, and this treads it perfectly.

Millennial here who could pretty easily drop $40k on a weekend toy, just chiming in to say it’s less a money thing and more a “I have taste” thing. Harley has no cultural relevance for anyone under the age of 60, and as their bikes are neither fast nor particularly good looking, there’s zero reason to buy one unless…

I’m guessing Hamilton Nolan’s blowjob skills are far superior to his writing abilities, because otherwise I have no idea how this motherfucker remains employed.

Yes, for a very limited time, after which personal tax rates for anyone who isn’t decidedly wealthy will drastically increase.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That article only disputes the “poor” bit. GOP voters are still undeniably white trash.

“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed,” West said. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”