Salt cellar?

And it gives him a reason to send out press releases trumpeting his latest, stupid bullshit ideas. Not sure how I got on that mailing list, but Stone might be the one person more desperate for attention and relevancy than Trump.

Speak for yourself. I’m counting down the days until he dies so I can take the most joyous shit I’ve ever experienced on his grave.

Agreed. Trump likes to fancy himself a mob boss, but the big difference is that he’s never killed anybody. Without that, he can’t generate the fear needed to keep people loyal if they face actual threats. Federal prison is a hell of a lot scarier than Trump bitching about you on Twitter.

The hits just keep coming for this tow-headed twat, don’t they?

Pro Tip: If you’re going to make up a fictional spokesperson, try not to name your child after them.

Hey now, let’s not shit on Emma because she’s a kid.

During the Russia probe, they were found out t be with dealing Russia and paying them for facebook ads and false dossiers?

A more accurate headline would read, “Truck Buyers Can’t Do The Math To Realize They’re Getting Screwed”

Let’s just say they provide a unique window into how The New York Times approaches their Hillary Clinton coverage. The reader/listener will be able to make their own judgement about the paper’s motivations and ethics.

Is this a bit?

Too bad no politician would ever vote for it, as it guarantees they’d all be jailed.

Ah, I see. You live in and/or are from the South.

New York doesn’t have a train full of shit sitting in its backyard though, does it?

Pro Tip: If you need an article to explain what to do when you get too high, you should probably avoid drugs. You clearly can’t handle your shit.

And that might be meaningful if the Deep South was anything but a punchline populated by gullible, insular, overly religious idiots who repeatedly vote against their own best interests. As is, they’ve fucked themselves by electing people willing to roll back the regulations that would prevent something like this from…

It would be significantly more difficult to shit on them if they didn’t repeatedly vote against their best interests. I’m all out of sympathy for gullible idiots with insular world views who have fucked themselves.

I’d empty quote the shit out of this if that wasn’t terrible etiquette.

True, but recognition of that would require Clinton to possess the self-awareness to recognize just how toxic her personal brand is to everyone outside of those devoted to the idea of having a woman — any woman — as president.

Our president is a bumbling fuckwit, and while I desperately want him out of office, his uncanny talent for choosing the worst possible option in any threatening scenario is pretty damned entertaining. It’s like watching a car wreck, where all the cars repeatedly back up, then accelerate head-on into the wreck again…