Statistically speaking, it shouldn’t be possible to take a photo with that many people in it that exclusively features white trash. Yet, here we are.

Nope. Broker fees just aren’t a thing on the West Coast.

Could be worse. You could be dating Hamilton Nolan.

Oh Jesus, you’re awful at this.

There’s no broker fees over here on the West Coast.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with his regularly consuming the worst foods on the planet to amuse the dregs of the internet.

Did you swipe that quip from five years ago? 

If that speeds the death of small town America, I’m all for it.

Your age is showing. Can’t you grow increasingly irrelevant a bit more quietly?

There’s a fine line between insane and whimsical, and this treads it perfectly.

Millennial here who could pretty easily drop $40k on a weekend toy, just chiming in to say it’s less a money thing and more a “I have taste” thing. Harley has no cultural relevance for anyone under the age of 60, and as their bikes are neither fast nor particularly good looking, there’s zero reason to buy one unless…

I’m guessing Hamilton Nolan’s blowjob skills are far superior to his writing abilities, because otherwise I have no idea how this motherfucker remains employed.

Yes, for a very limited time, after which personal tax rates for anyone who isn’t decidedly wealthy will drastically increase.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That article only disputes the “poor” bit. GOP voters are still undeniably white trash.

“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed,” West said. “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”

Salt cellar?

And it gives him a reason to send out press releases trumpeting his latest, stupid bullshit ideas. Not sure how I got on that mailing list, but Stone might be the one person more desperate for attention and relevancy than Trump.

Speak for yourself. I’m counting down the days until he dies so I can take the most joyous shit I’ve ever experienced on his grave.

Agreed. Trump likes to fancy himself a mob boss, but the big difference is that he’s never killed anybody. Without that, he can’t generate the fear needed to keep people loyal if they face actual threats. Federal prison is a hell of a lot scarier than Trump bitching about you on Twitter.

The hits just keep coming for this tow-headed twat, don’t they?