Let’s be real: The Koch’s won’t truly be content with anything short of a tax payer-funded rocket ship to blast the poors and minorities to the moon.

Two hours ago, I would’ve gone to great lengths to explain why you should go fuck yourself for that pedantry, but I’m tired, and a little stoned, so you’re just going to have to trust me.

You should look into BDSM. You might be surprised at how many non-abusive men do exactly that to the giddy pleasure of their significant others.

They’ve also got poontang at bars, nightclubs, and any number of less embarrassing venues.

This is Trump. There was never any question that he’d be down with joining the grift.

Ah, so they’re like strip clubs that only serve juice drinks: Utterly lame and only frequented by people who lack better options.

Who goes to a hookah lounge? Is that some weak-ass shit people do when they aren’t lucky enough to live in a state with legal weed?

That would be the honesty and fact-based learning. Pretty much everything except Bible studies.

People who own McMansions and Beemers are not rich. Do you know how much a BMW costs? It’s solidly middle-class territory. Shit, you could get a solid BMW from a few years ago for less than $15,000. And if you have money, you aren’t living in a McMansion. You’re living in something original and legitimately valuable.…

I mostly agree. Seasons 11 and 12 are where the real quality decline becomes most notable, but they remain watchable. Everything from 13 onward though is just depressing.

Sounds like somebody can read the writing on the wall. If I were a Republican in either the House or the Senate, this would scare the shit out of me.

This dumb motherfucker.

The baby boomers spent less than half a decade preaching hippie ideals, then spent the 70s and 80s preaching the positive aspects of greed. Their liberalism was a momentary blip only remembered for how greatly it contrasted against the rest of their shitty, greedy lives.

That’s like complaining someone is biased against people who kick puppies. It’s a positive.

Are you unfamiliar with sarcasm?

Oh, sure. When everybody’s pointing out that your ideas are stupid, it’s clear that they’re the ones at fault, not that your ideas are stupid.

Weird! Here you say I’m missing the point, yet you’re the one with dozens of comments pointing out how shitty and myopic your opinions are. Why, it’s almost like you’re saying things you wish were true because reality makes you look bad.

Ah yes, the old “poors are too stupid to protect themselves and must be saved” defense. Fuck off.

Look at this idiot, just casually ignoring the bit where Moby suggests we force all poors to become vegetarians.

A simpler explanation: George has a soul and the last year and a half has made him finally realize that the woman he married is an awful fucking cunt of a person.