Motherfucker! I was rushing down here to make that exact joke!

While being introduced to the NRA’s token black moron wasn’t a highlight of my morning, I’m totally getting off on their collective insecurity. This is a group that knows it’s fighting a losing battle on behalf of a dying breed of American, and they’re panicking because they’ve already lost the PR battle over the next…

I’m guessing it’s a deep-seated urge to do literally anything of value with her life. All of the idle rich have this nagging voice in the back of their heads correctly pointing out that they’re worthless, and Betsy is trying to prove to that voice that she does, in fact, have worth, dammit!

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read today. Congrats!

I think it’s less “stupid” and more “desperate.” The GOP platform is so repugnant that it attracts only toadies, sycophants, and religious nutjobs who fall apart when pitted against anyone sane. They know Trump is a fucking embarrassment, but he won a thing one time, and since the GOP are fundamentally motivated by…

Anything can happen I guess, but I don’t think even Trump can fuck this up in 2018.

And yet somehow that’s only the second trashiest thing ever associated with The W.

On the one hand, a career politician with the gobs of experience Hillary has had should know better than saying shit like this publicly.

Oh, definitely! The fairy tale you believe in is MUCH more accurate than the fairy tale that Roman Catholics, Protestants, and schizophrenic homeless people ranting to themselves on the sidewalk believe in.

True, you can be, but the majority are not. Turns out that people who are willing to base their lives around the idea that a magical sky wizard has their back are also prone to believing all kinds of other comforting lies.

I’d pay good money to watch that chubby fuck chew his own leg off.

There’s no fucking way Trump wrote that tweet. It’s too lucid. And more importantly, “sanctimonious” is spelled correctly. It’s clearly an aide trying to sound like Trump, but they can’t hide their literacy.

I’d love to pin this on Trump’s encroaching dementia, but that’s a jump in logic. It’s not that he can’t keep this info straight, it’s that he doesn’t care to because he thinks he already knows everything. This particular issue is about hubris, and not necessarily Trump being a mouth breather.

It’s older than that. I can’t find the link at the moment (and am too busy with work to spend half an hour looking), but a recent study found that the average age of a Fox News viewer is 68.

Sorry guys, but it’s not much of a joke if nobody understands you’re making a joke without a comments section full of explainers. That’s just masturbation.

And even that’s debatable. His ratings weren’t bad, but they weren’t as amazing as he wants you to believe either. At best, they were solidly middle-of-the-pack as far as reality TV shows in that era go. His show was well behind Survivor, Shark Tank, and Big Brother, and the singing and talent competitions make him…

If it wasn’t so horrifying, it would be amazing. He’s such a massive, perpetual liar that if Trump came on TV and said, “I’m a huge liar!” we’d still need someone to fact check that shit.

True. I addressed that point in another comment somewhere around here. Short version: Vanessa owns a car and can probably find a lake.

That wasn’t an answer to my question. That was just you bitching about political polarization. Thanks, I guess, but your petulance doesn’t offer any useful insights.

Yes, these are conservatives pretending to be center-left, but why? What’s the end game? They’re too blatantly conservative to convincingly push people on the left in that direction, and not overtly right-leaning enough to benefit conservative candidates.