Exactly. This is the treason version of a parent asking a kid if they ate all the cookies, while knowing full well the child ate the cookies. It’s not about the cookies anymore, it’s about how the kid responds.

Give it time. She owns a car and I’m sure she can find a lake.

Largely, yes. They like it when white men in suits and vapid blondes confirm their paranoia about young people, women, and minorities. It’s escapism for dickheads.

I could see that, but I tend toward the simplest possible explanation: She realized she was married to a joke of a human being, and didn’t want that stench surrounding her or her children forever.

Does racism cause its adherents to look like laughable bipedal penises, or is it that laughable bipedal penises are especially attracted to racism?

That’s nothing more than a tired-ass excuse that lets you do nothing while feeling morally superior. Fuck off.  

Maybe try reading the article again. You clearly read it wrong the first time.

Maybe it’s just that photo, but what the fuck is going on with her face? It’s like they found a styrofoam skull at a hobby shop, plastered papier-mâché around the sides, then dipped the whole thing in a tub of roofing sealant before slapping on a wig stolen from a drag queen whose devotion to the lifestyle is clearly…

I hope it’s a trap and y’all get shot we know it’s fixing to be nothing but black people walkin out anyway.

Only if we’re also immolating both of her parents (and possibly most of their family). Granted, she lives in South Carolina — a state that seemingly exists solely to reinforce negative stereotypes about The South — but this stupid bitch and her cunt of a brother didn’t spring up, fully formed from nothing.

Oh sure, but what little faith in humanity that I can still cling forces me to believe that opportunistic, bigoted cunts like Milo GreekLastName are an anomaly. If that’s incorrect, we may as well all kill ourselves because this ride is only going to get worse.

That’s not really a refutation of what I said, but hey, I’ll engage you anyway. The rebroadcasting of bullshit is not the root issue. Hell, the bullshit isn’t even the root issue. The root issue is a lack of modern media literacy among baby boomers that makes them a primary target for said bullshit because they lack…

You forgot the bit where he then admitted the lie in public, in front of many, many people, including the media. I’d say he’s like a five-year-old, but five-year-olds are generally better at lying.

If you find yourself working at Fox News, it’s due to one of two things:

When you’re an old person who has come to the realization that you’re no longer relevant and that the people who are relevant abhor your ideals, you tend to lash out. Sometimes that takes the form of spite-voting for a complete incompetent because he has a dick and a skin tone similar to yours. Other times it takes…

Give it 20 years. By then the baby boomers propping up the network will have died off. Younger generations, meanwhile, with a far better inherent understanding of how to spot media bullshit, will refuse to make up the difference, and in time, Fox News will sputter out and die.

I believe you’re thinking of the Fox network, which is a basic channel. That’s where you’d see The Simpsons and Family Guy and Fox’s coverage of the NFL. THAT channel is more or less mainstream.

“They’ve damaged us so much already. What else can they say about us?” Kushner recently said, according to a person who spoke with him.

Never forget: The true battle is not Democrats vs Republicans. It’s old, white baby boomers vs Everybody else.

All this time spent trying to explain what you think I was trying to say could be better spent writing an email to Univision corporate or the Gawker EiC to complain that my account should be deleted. Why don’t you get on that?