While I too would like to pin this on Seacrest’s sexual assault allegations, let’s be real. The ratings dropped because streaming has given people a billion better things to watch, and because red carpet coverage is completely meaningless bullshit.

The ability to delete Kinja accounts would be a huge help.

Wait, did you just argue that your palate is more sophisticated than my thinly-veiled insult made it seem by pointing out that you cut up fish on rocks before freezing them?

Stopped reading at ‘cuck.’ C’mon Katie, you should know better than to unironically use the right wing moron definition of the word. You’re just fueling the delusions of the dumbest subset of society.

If you don’t notice a difference between frozen fish and fresh fish, you’re exactly the target demographic for McDonald’s. Congratulations?

Writing for a Gawker property and arguing that your job is not a desperate, increasingly difficult struggle to generate page views is like working for a porn store mopping up cum and claiming you work in customer service.

Cool, but so what? Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad she’s being called out, but is there going to be actual punishment here? Jail time? A fine? Or will this just be added to the massive and ever-growing list of shit Trump and Co. got away with because our political system is all kinds of fucked?

Nah. Daddy doesn’t wanna fuck that one. She’s doomed to a life of being ignored by Trump — the best possible outcome for any member of his family.

That is a SPOT ON kinja handle, isn’t it?

It does, but “East Coast Elitist” is yet another GOP boogeyman they use to scare mouthbreathers in middle America that they’re happy to ignore when it benefits them. See also “billionaire Manhattan real estate developers.”

I’d be scared too. Drowning in a sea of mayonnaise is a horrible way to go.

I’m sure I’d despise Orestes Fintiklis in any other circumstances, but here, I’m pulling for him. Leave it to our idiot president to create the one possible scenario where I’m not actively wishing for the death of a wealthy property developer.

By “them” I assume you mean her tits.

Which would be a bewildering stance for a three-year-old child, let alone someone who has witnessed the bumbling idiocy of Trump and Co. up close. These fuckers control the entirety of the government, yet struggle to accomplish even the most basic tasks. If they tried to assassinate you,their assassin would somehow…

This is completely out of line. Bubbles gets banned and yet what happens to his friend? He should at least get a suspension for being a little bitch who couldn’t handle his shit.

Why’s it always the motherfuckers who obviously should NOT be taking their shirts off that are always the most eager to do so? Was it Alex Jones? Did all of these flabby, middle-aged white guys see his fat ass shirtless and think to themselves, “Yes, pasty, amorphous blob is exactly the image I should cultivate!”

Look, I recognize that you’re probably a bit emotional after being dunked on repeatedly for your stupid comment, but “I know you are but what am I?” isn’t the biting retort you seem to think it is.

Aw, look at this grade school-level understanding of the economy!

And if lying on a form that’s largely a formality bothers them, they can drop by their local gun show and just avoid all of that hassle.

What did John Elway ever do to you?