“Though like... if they blow up Chicago where will people find GOOD pizza?!”

Spoken like someone who’s never been or meaningfully interacted with an addict. I envy your naiveté.

I’d love to be baffled, but I grew up Catholic, so I’m well aware of how idiotically hypocritical conservatives and religious-types can be. There’s no surprise left in me anymore. Just sadness and disdain for my own species.

“We’re a very yeasty environment and we give everybody crap.”

We’re never going to make progress on this fake news issue until we admit that a frightening portion of the population of the United States is just incredibly dumb. You can pass any laws you’d like, and force social media to contort in a dozen different directions, but at the end of the day, the problem is that our…

It’s uncanny!

Somehow, I don’t think spending what little money they have on a janky, poorly-built video game that the world will have forgotten about in two months is the biting attack on progressivism that these dipshits think it is.

“Professional lying idiot” is the nicest thing one could say about Sarah Huckabee-Sanders. Personally, I would’ve gone with “duplicitous wonk-eyed cunt.”

As someone who regularly rails against the police for being power-drunk cunts, I still think your hot take is the dumbest thing I’ve read today. Given that you didn’t type “MAGA” even once, that’s an accomplishment.

I believe McHaggis was correcting your word choice. Nobody is disputing that the PT Cruiser is an undesirable footnote best left forgotten.

You miss your safe space, huh?

For once, I’m bummed that the AV Club isn’t just reposting second-hand stories from its sister sites. The Kotaku write up (https://kotaku.com/white-house-says-trump-will-meet-with-members-of-the-vi-1823437500) points out that the ESA, the main lobbying group for the games industry, was not aware of the meeting. Trump,…

Republicans are conservatives when it’s convenient for them. When it allows them to oppose progressive ideas of equality and meritocracy. Once they control things, however, you see that they don’t really have any true beliefs, just opportunism. Hence the massive deficit spending of late, and this clearly petulant…

Wait, did you respond to everyone who called you an idiot for that idiotic shit you said?

They BECOME extremists? Motherfucker, what world have you been paying attention to for the last year, because it clearly wasn’t ours.

In his defense, prior to becoming president, the contradictions weren’t nearly as obvious. Sadly, Trump did not realize the effect 24/7 news coverage would have on his infinite well of bullshit. As we’ve seen, once people start paying attention, his fabricated reality immediately falls apart.

In fairness, the GOP needs to coddle people like Cracker Face. Theirs is a party doomed to failure as millennials replace boomers. The only hope the GOP has to slow this tide is to appeal to young people who share their ideology. Unfortunately, the only young people who share the beliefs of the GOP are creepy,…

Oh, hell yes she does. During her interview with Mueller’s crew yesterday she finally saw the writing on the wall. Her choices suddenly became: Cooperate or go to jail for the shady shit she’s been doing behind the scenes. This sudden resignation is a desperate attempt to flee a sinking ship before it also explodes.

They fear the unknown beyond life and the infinite uncaring void that is our universe, so they invent fairytales to help them get through the day. It’s sorta like drug use, only less cool.

What a weak-ass troll. Are you even trying?